pube muppet

A character supposedly made up by Drunkmagikoopa.
He is just a Kermit head with pubes all around him and a homosexuality beyond imagination.
He usually speaks with incredibly sick language using the words poop, ass, dildo etc.
There are also some variations like the pube Jason, the pube fozzie, the pube peggy, and the pube Ein.

"What the fuck? what kind of a piece of shit stablishment is this? FUCK OFF AND LET ME BE!"-the pube muppet

by anonymus April 17, 2006

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Puber

A freelance service in development that allows people to have their pubes shaved by hired professionals for a reasonable cost.

Person 1: I'm running out of time before my date tonight and I still have to shave my pubes.
Person 2: Why don't you just call a Puber? They'll shave your mound for you while you iron your shirt. They'll even do patterns and designs if you want.
Person 1: Awesome! I was looking at getting some Dreadcocks.

by queeflatina January 17, 2017

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Pubertic

Pubertic, sometimes spelled Pu🅱️ertick, is a term coined by Charlie on 12/4/17. Pubertic is a term that is synonymous with pubescent. Pubertic is used with seventh grade students who are prone to voice cracks, middle school relationships, acne, and greasy underarm and facial hair.

Have you seen Ezra?
Yeah, he's so pubertic.

by banbam December 5, 2017

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pubescent

pu·bes·cent (Noun)

1 : arriving at or having reached puberty
2 : of or relating to puberty
From the Latin pubescens, (to become hairy, downy, or an adult)

Alex is a pubescent boy since he has started puberty.

by Khorne May 1, 2008

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