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provert

Professional pervert

Background: believed to be from East Texas
Carrie, stop talking about my mom...you're such a provert!
by G$ March 7, 2005
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Proverbs 34

a person who attempts to seduce a young Christian virgin with made-up Bible verses.
Proverbs 34 doesn\'t know what the hell he\'s talking about; so, don\'t have sex with that douchebag.
by Will Barnes April 26, 2005
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Can't prove it

One of Phil's schemes and what he says after it
Phil "borrowed" his mother's car then when she asked for it back phil told her "can't prove it" and proceeded to taught her saying nanana
by BoyScoutsOfAmerica July 28, 2022
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PROVE IT!

a phrase that can be used when at a loss of words, to ensure an adequate come back. (Gives time for the user to get back on the "ball")
(Larry and Jerry are engaged in a vocal disagreement)

Larry: .... yeah? Well I f***** your mom
Jerry: PROVE IT!

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Whoral: I may be a whore, but you're fat.
Chubbalina: PROVE IT!
by What? I'mdancing! May 1, 2009
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Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS)

Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS) is when your husband does not want to leave his office or home town due to having to work and provide for his family; this includes vacataions, getaways and family trips.
A man has Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS) when he can't go with you to Bora Bora because of the time change, time in the airplane, and because your hut on the water doesn't have a GREAT WiFi connection.
by Mrs.Chill March 15, 2010
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reprisal procedure

Noun.

A unnecessary, usually invasive, humiliating and painful medical test ordered by a physician to get even with an unruly or disruptive patient.
"Debbie - did you notice Dr. Leibowitz ordered a full colorectal exam on the guy who came in for eight stiches across his forehead?"

"Yeah, during admission, the patient called Dr. Leibowitz a money-grubbing Jew. It sounds like a reprisal procedure to me. Excuse me. Dr. Leibowitz has asked me to mix parking lot gravel with the K-Y Jelly."
by David Wright Orange Park April 23, 2008
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Peanut Butter Procedure

A way to burn a bridge and cutting your ties from a female companion or counter part. The procedure is done by opening an online discussion with said female, and leading her on to believe that you are about to ask her to start a deeper relationship with her. When you have built up a large amount of anxiety through one-word responses and excessive amounts of unnecessary period drags. (...) After she is shitting bricks of anticipation, you ask the following question: "Do you prefer Jiff Super Chunk Peanutbutter, or Skippy Super Chunk Peanutbutter?"

After the emotional atomic bomb is dropped, upon any response, you reply:"WHAT THE FUCK!" and sign off abruptly. After signing off, avoid any form of conversation for 3 days. Please note, this works best on women that like you, but that you do not like.
Broseph: "I just peanut butter procedured my girl"

Broski: "Really? So its Over?"

Broseph: "Yes. Praise God."
by Hammer Krew April 26, 2009
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