When a person needs to lie to his girlfriend to go out for the night with his boys.
We had to enter Bob in the whippedness protection program or he would have lost his man card.
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Musical Protection Program

Discovering and protecting a great song from the Mainstream. This is rarely works to its full effect. Known effects of said song hitting the Mainstream include but is not limited to: Explosion over radio and public replaying the song until brain cells start to deteriorate, Mindless twats uploading Vines of the song for the sole proof of experiancing the music, Allowing douchlets to use the song for their own image thus evolving into their ultimate form as douchinaters
"Cinema is a pretty shit song"
"It wasn't always like that, it was ok before it was destroyed by the Mainstream"

"Too bad there was no Musical Protection Program"
by Kaiox January 10, 2014
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Child protective services

A group of Karens. The largest government-sanctioned child trafficking organization in the United States.

Despite their name, they are not a service. They are a coercive means to force parents into psychiatry, as well as place your kids into abusive foster and group homes to guinea pig them with psychiatric drugs.

Never let them in.
Child Protective Services came to your door? Move. You gotta protect your kids from those child traffickers
by phuck johnstown June 21, 2022
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Asset Protection

the protection of the backside of miniature donkeys, elephants and mongoose.
Could someone please call Asset Protection to deal with the artard in the lobby?
by Anniew March 18, 2008
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Always use protection

Wear a fucking condom when you have sex or you’ll end up wiping baby’s arses your whole life.
by alwaysuseprotection March 31, 2021
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Team Protect

TEAM PROTECT a Black Hat hacking group and DDoS Protection team formed in 2018
by BlackHat Exposure February 15, 2021
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Protected bike lane

Hiding collision participants from each other until the moment of impact.
When the cyclist was killed, he was riding in a protected bike lane. The driver who hit him claimed he never saw him.
by BeeryUSA August 01, 2012
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