pretentious

displaying a self-image of being "special", "intelligent", and "different". not content with being average, and striving to be the best at everything and grabbing all attention. speaking in cliches. having no humility or originality.

AF: Doubt, give reason to smile. Guilt hears false pretenses.
me: What!?
AF: The wind caressed my face.
me: Your pretentiousness makes me want to staple your mouth shut.

by ohohohohohoh April 19, 2009

Pretentious

Someone who throws the word around precariously as if somehow to be better than the other. A hypocrite, heavy flattery and an overbearing need to fit in with cliques.

James P. has called Mike M. pretentious while he himself acts upon the same precociousness.

by Boring Payne March 2, 2010

Precious

The most beautiful girl in the world. Her ass is huge and weirdly jiggly. They know how to cook and beat people up if they mess with them. There loyal and very intelligent.

Precious is so peng

by Sexygalting March 28, 2017

Precious cargo

Innocents. Individuals who overcome and I respect and am so proud of

Those children are precious cargo. Drive safely!

by menedies May 10, 2022

the precious

The precious is essentially Smiegel's (a kind hobbit turned into a terrible gray creature) own child. He loves the ring with a burning passion. He has had sexual intercourse with the ring on various occasions.

Leave me with the precious, stupid hobbitses! The fat one is trying to take it!

by JABBY! April 13, 2007

precious baby

This term is used to describe a character that someone loves, (almost always a cinnamon roll in this case) but be careful when you use this description... usually when someone calls them this, the said character ends up in a roleplay scenario that usually leads to their tragic (but also slightly lewd) death.

Girl 1: "I love Tony! He's such a precious baby!"
Girl 2: "WAIT, NOOO! NOT TONY!!!"
Girl 1: "Don't worry, he'll be fine! I will protect my precious baby."

*three weeks later...*

Girl 1: "Sooo, remember how I loved Tony a few weeks ago?"
Girl 2: "Yeah. Did you do what I think you did?"
Girl 1: "...Alright, maaaybe I acted out a roleplay where he got turned tiny... and he went through a deadly buttcrush... ahahaha~"
Girl 2: "jUsT wHaT i ThOuGhT."

by an anonymous wolf June 3, 2018

prettiful

Adj:the characteristic or combination of being pretty and beautiful rolled into one word.

That picture of you is just so prettiful

by Krazy Glue April 1, 2009