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Jewish Protection

To use the same condom multiple times to save money on condoms.
The Jewish Protection failed Jay after the third time; the condom busted and he impregnated his bitch.
by SnakeBiter October 23, 2009
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Wack the Earth Into Perfection

The act of "wacking" the landscape into a perfect form.
Dude, I ca't believe Jesse just can just wack the Earth into Perfection.
by TimbobJames July 29, 2012
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Sunglasses with UB Protection

Sunglasses that protect men against bitchy, annoying women.
- Honey, let me see the soap opera please! You know how I love the soap opera! You can watch your football game some other time! You're being rude! OMG you're so rude
- Not listening to you. I'm wearing these Sunglasses with UB Protection: they protect me agains U Bitches!!!
by Jota ahahahaha July 22, 2012
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perfect perfection

Someone who is so unbelievably perfect that you can't use a real word to define them. You have to make up a fake word because nothing else works. Someone you fall in love with all over again once you see them, once you're around them, every single time. Going days without seeing them feels like years and sometimes it physically hurts to be apart. When every single little thing they do, you just absolutely love. Everything about them; their eyes, smile, teeth, lips, personality, laugh etc. Feeling happier than you ever have in your entire life, just from being around them. When you can be yourself; silly, retarded, weird; and they completely love you for it and act the same exact way. Accepting you for who you are. Being able to lose yourself while being around them. Falling so deeply in love that it gets hard to focus. Having insomnia like symptoms just from being away from them for too long. I don't know if any of this actually makes sense, but Hunter, I love you. And I did it :)
"Hunter you are my perfect perfection, now next time I say this word you cannot tell me it doesn't count because it's now in the dictionary. I win"
by blahblahhorseblah May 17, 2014
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perfection

Liam Payne doesn't need an example because he is Liam Payne, and Liam Payne is perfection.
by hollaback girl July 30, 2012
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Perfection

Have you seen this guy? HE'S PERFECTION."
by REECE MASTIN'S FUTURE WIFE. November 23, 2011
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