Elvis Presley 

Some racist white guy who is the king of shit.

Best quote on Elvis:
"Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Motherphuck him and John Wayne"

Elvis Presley by ratratyet September 5, 2005

Samantha Presley 

Samantha Presley has a kind heart. She is very flirty but doesn’t think she is. She is absolutely gorgeous but doesn’t believe it even if 100,000 people told her she is. She is shy at first but once you get to know her she is the most opened person you will ever meet. She loves her family more then anything and she always puts herself last. She is the kindest person you will ever meet. She has blue eyes like the ocean and she is very tall. She also has brown hair. Always put Samantha Presley first.

Look how tall that girl is! She has the prettiest eyes! She must be a Samantha Presley!

Samantha Presley by samantha.is.kool June 1, 2019

elvis presley 

Maybe the king of rocknroll but ain't no king of metal!

Elvis is more pop than rock actually.

elvis presley by MetalMade April 18, 2005

The Elvis Presley 

When your girlfriend is hungry but you want a blowjob.

You mash a banana in a jar of peanut butter, proceed to stir it around with your penis.

You then use your penis to spread it across her face like a butter knife. This should satisfy both your needs at once.

Kaley: I'm hungry ...
Jacob: I want a blowjob. Give me that jar of peanut butter and a banana.
Kaley: What?
Jacob: You're getting the Elvis Presley, Beeoch, I hope you don't have a peanut allergy.

The Elvis Presley by Nothern Ginger Attack Monkey April 11, 2009

Tugboat Presley

Handjob. Another way of disguising the act of a handjob. Slang.

I was tryin ta get a Beejer but she let me off wit a Tugboat Presley

Tugboat Presley by Ian Danger February 6, 2007

aaron presley edwards

An overly horny teenage boy who spends his free time talking to his favorite people a red head and a brunette,playing Madden,sneaking out and hanging out with his football friends. Oh he gotta small dick toooo

You have you seen Aaron Presley Edwards latley? No I haven't he's probably doing what he always does.

aaron presley edwards by Hahaha guess bitch. January 21, 2018

A Presley 

Whenever you're in the middle of helping elderly people move into a new house... And then you smash a doorframe with a desk

Wow! You just pulled a presley

A Presley by `dad October 27, 2019