Best quote on Elvis:
"Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Motherphuck him and John Wayne"
"Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Motherphuck him and John Wayne"
by ratratyet September 5, 2005
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by MetalMade April 18, 2005
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You mash a banana in a jar of peanut butter, proceed to stir it around with your penis.
You then use your penis to spread it across her face like a butter knife. This should satisfy both your needs at once.
You mash a banana in a jar of peanut butter, proceed to stir it around with your penis.
You then use your penis to spread it across her face like a butter knife. This should satisfy both your needs at once.
Kaley: I'm hungry ...
Jacob: I want a blowjob. Give me that jar of peanut butter and a banana.
Kaley: What?
Jacob: You're getting the Elvis Presley, Beeoch, I hope you don't have a peanut allergy.
Jacob: I want a blowjob. Give me that jar of peanut butter and a banana.
Kaley: What?
Jacob: You're getting the Elvis Presley, Beeoch, I hope you don't have a peanut allergy.
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You have you seen Aaron Presley Edwards latley? No I haven't he's probably doing what he always does.
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