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Practicing the Bassoon

1. Going into the back room under the pretense of practicing the bassoon. However, the perpetrator proceeds to smoke the devil's lettuce, usually using the bassoon as a bong.

2. A euphemism for smoking pot.
Taylor: What were you doing back there?

Ben: Just practicing the bassoon.

Taylor: Oh. Gotcha ;)
by Mr. Stanturf September 10, 2011
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Practical Vegetarian

A Practical Vegetarian is someone who almost always eats plant based food when that choice is available. And when that choice is not available she is open to eating whatever food is indeed available.
During my trips around the world I sometimes eat animal products as I am a practical vegetarian. If the choice is available I eat plant based foods.
by yogaps February 19, 2010
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Practice MVP

One who gives 110% in a practice setting, which makes the starters work harder to keep from looking bad in front of coach. But come game time, this individual rarely see's playing time due to lack of athleticism and game instincts. Similar to an "Uncle Tom" but is referring to an athlete in any sport.

This terms translates to the "game" on the streets.
Yo practice MVP is gonna get his ass kicked if he keeps up his shit during sprints.

Yo who told coach I was using steroids? Practice MVP did!

Yo, pactice MVP gots all the gear and it cost him every cent he's got and it will never see a second of game time.
by J Ward February 9, 2006
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practicing flute

a torturous event that involves many hours, often in a small, bear, white room, by one's self, working endlessly on a few passages to have them torn apart at your next lesson
"You want to go out tonight?"
"Sorry, I'm practicing flute."
by The Floutist January 20, 2009
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Pranita

Pranita is a very smart and creative GI. She has beautiful black hair and dark brown eyes. Maths is her favourite subject so does art. She is a loyal, hardworking and a good looking girl with a pretty body shape. She also has a great sense of leadership
Pranita is a close friend of mine. SHE'S A GENIUS
by Truth untold is real truth November 28, 2021
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Prajith

A guy who has a crush on someone whom he talks to daily, but would never confess it waiting for her to make the first move. He is also a class clown and tries to make her laugh.
Prajith: GTA is my favorite game. Awhile ago I ran over someone, robbed a bank and shoot people. After that, I went home and played GTA.
by you know me, don't you? November 27, 2021
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practicing piano

An extremely stressful process including playing scales, pieces, chords, etc. Can take anywhere from 30 minutes to 5 hours. Usually ends in sore hands and fingers and temporary insanity.
i just spent 3 hours practicing piano, i want to tear off my hands.
by caitlizzin August 27, 2008
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