drunk-a-port

To be so drunk that you blackout between the time you leave one place and arrive at another. It is the fastest way of travel while drinking as in your mind you are at one place one second and at another the next.

Marge had a lot to drink that night. He was able to drunk-a-port from the bar to the pizza place.

by dday1313 April 24, 2014

port wine

a portuguese muted red wine with about 20% vol. alc. gets better with time spent in the bottle.

ted: i like my port wine how i like my girls.
fred: ?
ted: i.e. sweet, red, muted and aged for twenty years

by portohead October 20, 2012

Exhaust Port

While in the missionary position, the male party pulls out before climax and shoots his load all the way up to the open mouth of his female partner. This is akin to the exhaust port shot that destroyed the first death star in Star Wars: A new hope.

"Almost there ... Almost there ... HITS AWAY!"

"Dude, did you achieve an exhaust port last night?"
"Negative, negative, it didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface."

by Captain Polak January 11, 2009

port angeles

An interesting town where half the people are hicks who want to cut down all the other trees and the other half are hippies who want to climb all the trees (This would be me). It is a beautiful area located in Western Washington, sandwiched between the Straits of Juan De Fuca and the Olympic Mountains. Many rivers and lakes are also close by.

Port Angeles was established as a townsite by Abraham Lincoln in 1862 by executive order which led the Board of Trade in 1890 to call it the "Second National City", Washington DC being the first. This meant if DC blew up then the nations capital would move to Port Angeles.

by Carlo May 13, 2005

nigg port

another name for the restaurant Red Lobster, as its patrons are predominately african american.

Man I think I'm gonna take my girl to the nigg port for our date tonight; she loves seafood.

by definately not a racist February 16, 2008

port city

Shreveport La, one of the trillest cities in the Boot

bozzport top of tha boot I love port city 318 weeziana.

by pete harris April 27, 2006

Port Jefferson

City on Long Island in New York that St. Charles Hospital is located. Which is the birth place of many of the children on Long Island. Also known as Port Jeff.

I was born in Port Jefferson

by Amberrr Nicoleee December 23, 2008