poptart head

someones square or rectangularish shaped head

your head is so squarish

its called a poptart head,duh

by aismyname August 06, 2014

peewee poptart

a little person who pops the cherry of a virgin.

My buddy claims to have bagged that sweet, young thing that's sitting over there at the bar. And what's more? He said that she told him afterward that he was her first! Look at her! She's gorgeous! How he did it, I don't know...but if that doesn't make him the peewee poptart of the century, than I don't know what else would!

by NeeNeeCC March 29, 2011

evil poptart

a little poptart who is evil beyond belief and will bite back if you try to eat her

laura... the shooort onnnnnne

by darknesscalledlove April 02, 2004

Hungarian Poptart

Take a shit on your partners chest, skeet on that shit, and insert the skeet-shit combo into you their asshole as a means of heating.( Toaster fashion)

Me and my girl was hungry, so we made a Hungarian Poptart last night. Delicious!!!!!

by King Stinky February 10, 2007

Hairy Poptart

Slang for a hairy vagina. May or may not be delicious like real poptarts.

I ate that hairy poptart and liked it regardless, don't judge me!

by Suck-o-Mimus October 18, 2010

Poptart Theorem

The poptart theorem states that by changing one character in a word (of the English language), it can dramatically alter the word, or even cause the opposite.

"Oh, so that Valeria girl...pretty extrordinary, right?"
"You mean extra ordinary! Burn!"
"Dude, nice poptart theorem!"

by somegirlwhodiscoveredthept March 27, 2013

poptarts are not kleenex

A phrase that is seen in Google's autocomplete by simply typing "Poptarts are"

Guy 1: Dude! Come over here! I was looking up poptarts are not kleenex and i found this!
Guy 2: Neat.

by Barney The Big Fat Purple Dino April 13, 2016