pooriod

A miserable dose of the shits, lasting several days, for which you wish you could bung your arse up to mop things up and stop you from making a mess.

Example: Sorry lads, I can't come out for some beer as I've got a pooriod and wouldn't be any fun to be with.

by Undergroover January 2, 2009

poobic hair

pubic hair in and/or around the asshole

that girls got a nice ass except for her poobic hair

A: thats girls hot
B: yea but shes got poobic hair

by notdavidHitsKR September 18, 2010

Poogina

Having dihareah so loose that it slips into the vagina.

Last night I had the shits so bad I woke up with a poogina.

by Mammoss December 8, 2012

poodis head

A person/human being/homo sapien. Has no negative connotation but is often used in jest or mild frustration.

Harry splashes mud in Geryl's eyes.
Geryl: "You poodis head!"

by Christopher George December 12, 2008

poobic hair

pubic hair in and/or around the asshole

that girls got a nice ass except for her poobic hair

A: thats girls hot
B: yea but shes got poobic hair

by notdavidHitsKR September 18, 2010

Pooies

Pooies is a nickname for ugly ass niggas usually named Julian. He has a scuffed beard and looks like a turd. His chode has to be the tiniest thing on this planet, and he has been rejected by every girl he has had a crush on. Try not to cross paths with such an ugly creature because it will leave you traumatized. There is one good thing about Pooies though. His sister is hot as fuck.

Personal Record: 0/5

Pooies: Hi are you Emily?
Emily: yes
Pooies: Hi
*Awkward posture and silence*

by FatChodeJulian February 1, 2019

sham-pooing

Sham-pooing, Verb: The act of lathering your scalp whilst taking a wild poo.

Also a reference to a homeless person (sham) who is dirty and never showers. The irony!

I took a massive sham-poo the other day it was breath taking, like having a water birth, including full dilation and crowning.

I can't believe I'd never tried sham-pooing before!

by papashivo April 17, 2009