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Finger Pimping

The act of texting a person of the opposite sex in a smooth and confident manner in order to achieve a desired outcome. Hard!
Hey man, who are you finger pimping over there?
by C-Walk: Bukaki December 29, 2009
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pimping hand

The hand used to slap a ho when that bitch aint paying up.
Calm down nigger, I gotta keep my pimping hand strong.
by sexy fuck January 2, 2007
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pedal pumping

A phrase coined Michelle "Bombshell" McGee (mistress of Sandra Bullock's husband) and spread by news media, referring to the purported sexual arousal due to images of women's feet in high heels pumping gas pedals in large trucks. Whether this is the actual intended meaning or some sort of double entendre for a sex act involving feet is debateable.
My feet are perfect and I still get a lot of foot fetish requests like pedal pumping.
by AnonymousBoschToo March 26, 2010
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popping treys

A basketball term for "shooting 3-pointers". Other forms include "pop the treys" and "popping the treys".
Damn, Kobe was popping treys last night against the Knicks!
by Walrus v1 May 9, 2011
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Hula Pooping

The dance that is done when one has to poop, but has nowhere to release aforementioned fecal matter. Dance moves include hip gyrations, hands on stomach, and the ever popular why-me-why-now jig. If you're really lucky, you can see intense face contortions.
Man 1: What is wrong with that guy?
Man 2: He just ate spaghetti and drank milk, so I reckon he's hula pooping
Man 1: That sucks, considering the nearest toilet is miles away.
by CarsBow September 12, 2009
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Fist Pumping Good

When something is so totally good that its awesomeness can only be expressed by clenching one's fingers, turning their wrist to face the body, and dropping the elbow and shoulder in a manner that exudes awesome.

Sometimes when performing said fist pump, you should alert others to the awesome you're about to hit them with.
Guy A: Yo, did you see that girl, she's smokin... Dayumn.
Guy B: She's (*pumps fist*) FIST PUMPING GOOD, HELL YEAH!

*note how B had to alert A of the fist pumping goodness*
by David Fier August 8, 2006
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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
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