What more people should practice. The alternative is to require licensing to procreate. Just because you can...doesnt mean you should!
The newspaper today is full of examples of poor family planning - starting in the political section and covering almost every page. Unfortunately. there are even examples in the arts section.
by Shrinmarie September 22, 2007
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by Planker#1 June 18, 2011
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To lie face down with an emotionless face, arms to the side, in a rigid manner. Can be done by anyone on anything to make an impressive picture. It is proper to have a picture taken of oneself planking and post it on Facebook. Originated by British Rugby player David "Wolfman" Williams
Jim- What is that idiot doing laying on the park bench face down looking like a zombie
Bob-Ohh he's just planking dude.
Bob-Ohh he's just planking dude.
by KyleBFC June 19, 2011
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by letsgoplank June 19, 2011
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Jeff: check out my mad planking skills
Frank: dude you just planked across two buses, this is going on facebook
Frank: dude you just planked across two buses, this is going on facebook
by Jaywalrus July 10, 2011
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Bro look at the Plankerz: Ryan (RyPlank), Bravo (Splinter), Jensen, Brian, and CJ. They're Planking like pros.
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They are pros.
Bro look at the Plankerz: Ryan (RyPlank), Bravo (Splinter), Jensen, Brian, and CJ. They're Planking like pros.
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They are pros.
by $$Lumber$$ August 6, 2011
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When performing a Plank:
1: You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2: Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3: Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4: You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.
5: Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk, unless you are a seasoned Planker.
6: First Aid should never be far away. Ice, Bandaids, Cast Plaster, needle and thread, emotional support and a quick escape route need to be on hand.
7: Every Plank that is captured must be named. Etc, "Cow Plank", "Letterbox Plank"
When performing a Plank:
1: You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2: Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3: Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4: You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.
5: Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk, unless you are a seasoned Planker.
6: First Aid should never be far away. Ice, Bandaids, Cast Plaster, needle and thread, emotional support and a quick escape route need to be on hand.
7: Every Plank that is captured must be named. Etc, "Cow Plank", "Letterbox Plank"
by bharrie June 8, 2011
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