mississippi fighter pilots

the act of 2 men and 2 women running around the room making plane noises, you jump in the air with a full on rager. first one to blow their load (shoot down the enemy pilot) wins!!!

Went on a double date last night, ended with some mississippi fighter pilots.

by StephenVanderkolk August 29, 2011

Mattress Test Pilot

A slut picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.

I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

angelina jolie-pitt

an american actress that makes even the most uptight, conservative women reconsider their sexuality on a daily basis by means of her luscious sofa-pillow lips.

otherwise known as the mother of bi-curiosity.

she is also famous for collecting babies from impoverished countries like friggin pokemon.

this woman is a goddess.

"i was watching angelina jolie-pitt in gia the other day...maybe i'm a little gay after all."

"i heard angelina jolie-pitt adopted a new baby from nam...gotta catch em all!"

"i'd love to, but i have to go home and sacrifice a goat for my angelina jolie-pitt alter."

by tangerine kicks daisies March 31, 2009

Pitstopesque

A racy manner of driving by a racy female, that is just a bit too quick and slightly worrying for the passengers (after Penelope Pitstop of the Wacky Racers)

Man, got a lift home with Giselle last night, her driving is totally Pitstopesque.

by Muttley39 February 15, 2009

pitosh

Protagonist of population ecology, representative of the "change is bad" movement. Anti-revolutionary fundamentalist.

Should we change beer brands Pitosh...? Hell no, maybe we can try trippels or 9-ers instead...!

by El Hadj Muhamad February 25, 2010

Pitiot

An unapologetic, ignorant lover of the pitbull breed of dogs who ignores the statistical aggressiveness and lethal rap sheet of said breed. A "pitiot" will often respond to horrible tragedies from the jaws of pitbulls by posting a video of their own pitbull licking their face.

When a toddler gets their face chewed off by a pitbull, and someone instantly asks, "Well, what was the toddler doing?", is an absolute PITIOT.

by Robb Denney December 25, 2021

student pilot

someone learning to fly. aka, me.

Garett, what do you do?
Well, im a student pilot.

by subscribe to flightsimboy 75 October 24, 2017