Pitch me some balls 

It's a term that is used mainly by softball girls as a funny way to say they want you to put your balls in their mouth

Hey babe maybe you can pitch me some balls after practice

Pitch me some balls by Ballplaya10 September 18, 2022

pitch black 

- the color
- a person with very much melanin
- the room when you realize that condoms kill future customers

- look at the color, pitch black! (or whatever idk)
- NOT GONNA SAY IT...
- who turned out the lights?? it's pitch black!

pitch black by FERDINAND FITZGERALD July 15, 2023

pitch me

when someone is trying to convince another person of an idea or potential plan

Ella: You guys ready for Fire Day?
James: What's Fire Day? Pitch me
Ella: We jump through a ring of fire, play fire games, have an eternal fire burning all day... c'mon it'll be fire

pitch me by schmella September 22, 2023

pitch pipe 

Giving a sexual partner your penis.

I pitch pipe was my girl blocked me.

pitch pipe by Loverlane September 27, 2023

pitch you on a pilot 

“ I will pitch you on a pilot meaning “she will gas light you

When a whore gets mad when you tell them there pussy is like flank steak the whore will reply” I will pitch you on a pilot meaning “she will gas light you

pitch you on a pilot by Hart rob April 20, 2024

Pitch Slap 

When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.

Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".

I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.

I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.

DEEEECLINE.

Pitch Slap by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024

Fart Pitch

The Fart Pitch will tell you if you need to be concerned about stool fragments in your unmentionables. The higher the pitch, the drier you should be. If you hear a low pitch, you are in the danger zone.

Ex. 1 - "Excuse me, Sir! I heard your low Fart Pitch just then, and you need to check your pants immediately!"

Ex. 2 - "Hey lady! That Fart Pitch was high and elegant, I wish more people did it like you. No check needed!"

Lady: "Girls never fart!"

"Oh, right"

Fart Pitch by lasersheep December 30, 2013