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love parcel

the noun 'love parcel' is used to describe affectionate excrement onto a lover.
dude sam tried to give lawrence a massive love parcel but due to a mcdonalds the night before struggled.
by shirokopdlover December 21, 2008
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Bruised the porcelin

When multiple flushes will not remove everything on the inside of a toilet after taking a dump. This can be particularily embarrassing at a house party where there's a single bathroom that everyone is using.
Dude, I couldn't help myself...I had to go. Unfortunately I bruised the porcelin and had to use some toilet paper to finish the job the toilet couldn't.
by jimbobf June 29, 2011
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Porcelain horse collar

The sexual act of bending a woman over the toilet and sticking her head through the toilet seat while having doggy-style intercourse, thus creating the illusion of a horse collar.
Dude, I met this freaky chick at the bar last night. I took her home and gave her a porcelain horse collar.
by The REV-LSMC October 26, 2010
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Porcelain python

A very large shit, often cause grunting, pain, or a loud splash
"I ate some peanuts and then some ballpark franks, gave me a porcelain python straight outta the burmese jungle
by blackpowder1776 June 10, 2010
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porcelain kiss

Term used when a man is on the toilet and the penis touches the cold inside wall of the toilet.
Was taking taking a shit and everything was ruined with the porcelain kiss.
by anymm July 9, 2014
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pircilla

a great bestfr but shes really pretty and nice but some times a butt hole
thats pircilla
by og horse dog December 13, 2017
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Porcelain Club

Similar to the upper decker but requires much more skill, balance, and dexterity. It also requires a lot more clean up. The toilet used for this act requires a seat AND a lid to create the full effect. The act of defecating on the lip or edge of the toilet bowl, then after log is carefully laid, gently close the seat and lay another log on the seat directly above the first one. Once that is accomplished, gently close the lid and create a multi layered turd sandwich otherwise known as the Porcelain Club.
Ed thought it would be funny to leave an upper decker at my house. I took revenge my to the next level by leaving a Porcelain Club at his house.
by bjhawk August 21, 2018
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