i just shit my pants

1. something really amazing or unbeleivable happened.
2. you meant to fart, but you got more than you bargained for

ex.1 "I just shit my pants when I made that half-court shot."

ex.2 "Oh noes, I think I just shit my pants."

by noh0pe4me May 12, 2004

creamed my pants

Spermination in the pants, when seeing something glorious!

"....Is that Jessican Alba over there?"

"o wow! it is... i think i just creamed my pants..."

by Garbo Boyz April 27, 2006

pants on the ground

A person taht got gold in their mouth, hat turned sidewayz, pantz on teh ground. And act like they sum kewl catz lookin like sum fools, and walkz downtown with their pantz on the ground.

Pants on the ground is one of the most genius rap songs out there (well at least better than lil wayne) :P

by 10pm January 28, 2010

Fuck me pants

Skin tight black pants worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who wish to send the signal "fuck me".
Generally, the pants are skin tight, keeping little concealed.
Spandex is the traditional material, this signals a female ready to rut.
Obviously, these pants are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a halter top, furthering the "fuck me" signal.

Oh boy, did you see that MILF with the fuck me pants on, she is ready to go!

by Anonymous December 25, 2003

Gold Pants

God's gift to horny females.

As seen on Michael Jackson.

see sexy

DAYUMMM. HE WEARING THEM GOLD PANTS AGAIN!? DAAAAYYYUMM. NO WONDER GIRLS FAINTED AT HIS CONCERTS.

by sexychickgoldpantsOMG January 3, 2010

Chicken of the Pants

(n.) Similar to chicken of the sea, except referring to one's dick.

Guy 1: I'm gonna give Rachel some Chicken of the Pants tonight.
Guy 2: Are you gonna put some of your own seasoning on it?

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

pants feelings

sexual attraction; acute physical arousal.

Scarlet Johannsen gives me some serious pants feelings.

We hadn't hung out in a while, but I kinda got some pants feelings when she gave me a hug.

Clearly an unhealthy relationship dynamic had taken hold, but it didn't affect my pants feelings, and I stuck around for a few more months.

by the wiles September 29, 2013