Pineapple

This motherfucking GAY ASS fruit thinks he's fucking better than us because he's got a goddamn shell of fucking spikes! And then this DICKHEAD has the audacity to fucking be a fucking house for a fucking cleaning utensil

Dude, why did you shove that pineapple in your ass?

by RubyUni_tha1 November 05, 2017

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a code word used to ask a friend if they would fuck the girl he points to. it is replyed with either "slice it" for yes or "squash it" for no

(chaka)hey martin "pineapple" that chick in the yellow
(martin)dude "slice it" chick got ass for days
(chaka) what her friend, pineapple?
(martin) eww "squash it", she has no body what so ever
(chaka) lmao

by monkeyjutsu July 06, 2009

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Pineappled

When your head is completely scrambled, you don’t know what to do and can’t think, usually because of something a man has done or said.

Them: Have you chosen between ... and ... yet??
Me: Nah my head’s pineappled🙃
Them: Always is🙄
Me: Don’t start with the attitude

by Livxpcp November 26, 2018

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Pineapples

One word phrase most knowingly used by the comedian/actor Kevin Hart. Used when a person feels a situation they are in is awkward or inappropriate and feels very uncomfortable. Out of their comfort zone. When a person is sharing information that you just dont want to hear or needed to know.

This chick I went out with last night ended up being a dude!!
Oh my god, pineapples!!!

by Research=ProvenFacts June 21, 2014

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