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Pineapple

Something a yellow rectangle wearing pants lives in.
by WakerEye April 25, 2017
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Pineapple

Safety word when someone thinks you are bullshitting. Saying the word pineapple means you are telling the truth . Falsely saying pineapple means you are not a trustworthy person and no one will believe anything that you say.
Cam: Jimmy you're about to get hit by a car.

Jimmy: pineapple ?

Cam:pineapple !

Jimmy : thanks Cam, i better watch where I'm going . Fuck I'm an idiot.
by Bigggsy September 5, 2013
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pineapples

Why are you looking up the definition of pineapple, go out outside for once
PINEAPPLES
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Pineapple

How do you not know what a pineapple you fucking idiot
by Cya mcblyat October 2, 2018
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Pineapple

A yummy yellow fruit accompanied with spikes to protect itself. They are not too expensive.
Jimmy bought a pineapple for his wife.

"Ow! The pineapple juice splat into my eyes!" Jill screamed.
by probably a しょたこん January 31, 2018
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A Pineapple

-A Pineapple is an ex you really hate or despise after breaking up with them.
-Sometimes used to describe someone that is seemingly sweet but prickly on the outside.
Genny: Did you hear Kristin and Claire broke up last night?
Galeela: Yeah! I heard Kristin called Claire a Pineapple!
Genny: Omg, I never thought Claire was so prickly!
by KYS-U-HOMOPHOBIC-BITCH November 17, 2016
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Pineappleism

Pineappleist:
a person who is atheist but belives we should worship the "o'holy Pineapple" because it makes as much sence as going to church.
not actual religion.
basically a someone who is silly about relgion.
Person 1: whats you religion?

Person 2: Pineappleism.

Person 1: ah I see you are one with the pineapple!

Person 2:(not really a religion though).
by we-will-eat-you May 14, 2009
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