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Pie

1. A delicious pastry consisting of an outer crust with inside fillings. Very tasty.

2. A fat, gluttonous cunt (generic insult term for cunt, not literal meaning; vagina).

3. (Invernesian Origin) To completely reject or ignore a person or attempt at communication, normally deliberately. Or to not attend an event or place, normally deliberately.

Somebody that pies regularly (pier would also be acceptable)
1. Om nom nom, this pie is fucking weapon eh!

1. "I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" Eric Cartman

2. Fuck off ya fat pie eh!

3. Hi, my name's David, I regularly pie rowing and the sesh!

Weapon slice of pie there from David, what a fucking pie
by Cuddlesthesexybeast September 5, 2011
mugGet the Piemug.

Pie

YOUR LORD AND MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!! Pie is the thread that holds this world together! You shall obey the pie, or suffer the consequences!!
PIE! Sweet glorious pie!!
by Lieutenant Tarpit October 22, 2004
mugGet the Piemug.

pie-by

A drive-by using a pie as ammo. Synonym to drive-pie.
One: "I'm bored."
Two: "Wanna go do a pie-by at the mall. I'll get the pie."
One: "I guess I'm drivin'."
by tofro May 26, 2010
mugGet the pie-bymug.

pie-pie

A pie within a pie. The inner pie is the same circumference as the outer pie. They're usually hairless. If you're lucky.
thanks for the hairless pie-pie!
by Kattoodle October 1, 2007
mugGet the pie-piemug.

Pie

Pie, a fruit of the earth. No just kidding pie is a dessert, an AMAZING dessert in my point of view. If this didn't help then look it up on google.
by I don't know, so listen to me January 30, 2019
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a pie

Calling someone a pie is another way of calling someone an idiot. When they've done something stupid, or annoying.
Pete just spilled his juice, what a pie.
by yaldy April 10, 2012
mugGet the a piemug.

Pie

1. The holiest of all substances known to man.

2. The ruler and savior of all things mortal, immortal, living, dead, or inanimate.

3. Often comes after "lol".

4. Everybody's favorite word to hear and/or say.

5. Better than Cake
1. Oh Great pie, I ask that you watch over our peaceful village.

2. YOU WILL OBEY THE PIE!

3. lol pie.

4.
Girl one: Guys are such jerks!

Girl two: I hear you...we should swear off men forever.

Guy: hm...Pie.

Girl one & Girl two: LET'S HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW!

5. Pie > Cake
by RandomThought31 February 11, 2009
mugGet the Piemug.

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