Pie 

Pie is a pastry served in slices ...it originated somewhere between the old and new stone ages. Thought to be extinct in the late 1700s. Eli Whitney thusly created the cotton gin witch allegedly was used to separate cottonseed from raw cotton fibers, but more recently was found out to be a device created to biogenetically engineer these sacred pastries known as "Pies" ......it worked...... suddenly there was a mass famine ....but people wouldn't eat the pies ...they argued that the pies were sentient.these revolts were soon crushed.... but there were still a few extremists. After this struggle the Pies as a race were eradicated. After this disaster highly evolved beings conjured pies on a mass level and threw it into the jet stream in witch the pies mystically appeared globally in a span of 3 months

Wow this pie is delicious!!!

Pie by PieGuardian January 11, 2009

Pie 

A person who eats a lot. More than they should. But I mean, they can't help it. IT'S JUST THE WAY THEY ARE.
Be proud to be a pie, okay?

Bob: (has just eaten 5 cakes) can i have some more cake, jim?
Jim: Really, Bob?
Bob: Yeah, I mean, It's just the way I am.
Jim: You're such a fat pie, Bob.
Bob: (runs away with cake) DON'T JUDGE ME!

Pie by cyber duck =] May 6, 2009

pie 

another name for vagina or cooch

i like to eat my girlfriend's pie =P

pie by Triminator September 16, 2009

pie 

another way of saying your a pussy or as black people used to say before the invention of pie, soft.

yo, you niggas are pie dawg.

pie by shazaam407 July 8, 2010

pie 

Button on a popular site.

I wish I could use the pie button! - Random user

pie by Slayk December 8, 2002

pie 

glasgow (possibly other) definitely scottish....

female genital part (similar to fud etc)

"dont be shy, show's yer pie geez a gobble"

pie by another1 May 29, 2007

pie 

One of the most flexible, multipurpose words of our time. Pie can replace the following nouns:
1. Woman
2. Vagina
3. Dog
4. Thumb drive (2Gb or larger)
5. Car

1. Let's go down to Zanzibar and pick up some pie.
2. She wasn't wearing any panties because when she uncrossed her legs I could see her pie. Too bad it was fucking filth pie.
3. Before I go I need to take the pies for a walk.
4. Bring me your pie and I'll give you a copy of Flapjackery.
5. Just got back from the Maserati dealership with my new pie! Let's ghost ride that shizznitty!

pie by TaskForceMung March 15, 2008