phumsloth

Gayshit

You are such a phumsloth

by anonymous June 13, 2023

Pupstick

A Scarborough slang term walking around farting around the place and shitting up yourself.

“Mon a pupstick” “gyal a pupstick” “you stink like pupstick geez” “I’m a pupstick”

by Ginamontana November 30, 2024

Phubs

The Phubs is a man of great power on the floor known as The Brotherhood. This man has been known far and wide for his incredible beauty to the point of being deemed "The most beautiful of men". He is also known for, "Loving you more than your girlfriend ever will". He is followed and supported by all his Brothers, and they will all do whatsoever he says. For each new generation, a new Phubs is named and one extra "b" is added to his name. ie. the first Phubs was "Phubs", The second "Phubbs", third "Phubbbs", and so on.

"Oh that Phubs! He's so attractive, that I fear even to approach him!" -Girl on campus

by Friendly Brotherhood Historian December 10, 2024

Pupsi-Power

Is a type of girl everybody admires and wants to see as a friend. She has so much aura, that if you see her on a volleyball field, you know you are fucked.

Anna: That was a very strong hit, she must have used her unmatching Pupsi-Power!
Luisa: we don’t stand a chance winning against a group full of Pupsi-Power-Girls.

by Twinkness Overload May 19, 2025

pupstody

Pupstody - the protective care or guardianship of a dog.

the pup was placed in the pupstody of a trustee

by PIprincess July 24, 2025

pupsell

What a pet shop or animal shelter ties to do when asking if you'd rather have "just a baby" instead of a lower-priced mature dog.

I prefer "experienced" tail-waggers who are already "trained 'n' fixed", so no need trying to pupsell me.

by QuacksO November 18, 2025

Pupsworth Syndrome

Pupsworth syndrome is a a condition where you are fat, stinky, don't take showers and you hate playing or being around your friends yet complain you have no one to hang out with.

Bro Aiden you have pupsworth syndrome.

by CrazyBabyFeet January 14, 2026