COD PhD

Somebody who has played so much call of duty that they think they know everything there is to know about guns, when in reality they dont know what the fuck the safety does.

two guys watching a war movie
1:man that is bs! you have to shoot somebody 2 times with a pistol to kill them!
2: nice to know that you have your COD PhD...

by Derpatitus H. July 29, 2012

PHD

Pimping Hoes Degree

YO dawg i got a PHD trust me cinnamon ain't worth it.

by Jack McDabber February 2, 2017

PHD

Phat huge dick

I only use my "PHD" on special occasions.

by Suffering_from_BBS June 10, 2021

PHD

Pretty hard dick

Andrew: Angus got his PHD last night.
Sam: You mean his pretty hard dick!

by imbobross May 26, 2018

PhD

An academic hazing ritual designed to systematically dismantle the student's mind, body and sense of self. Those foolish and brave enough to finish get the opportunity to compete for a scare few jobs. You also get a hat.

Ah man Jane just finished her PhD, I knew it was bad but I didn't know that post humanity disorder was so bad.

by The Mediocre Bruh October 18, 2021

PHD

Porn hub dick

Person 1: yo jamal has a gaint PHD
Person 2: what do you mean by that
Person 1: porn hub dick

by Noyou234 March 11, 2025

PhD Blind

The phenomenon when some who has a PhD and their arrogance has caused them to only able to hear the words of, see the contributions of, or acknowledge others people with PhD’s.

Great work! But don’t bother showing it to Joey, he’s PhD Blind

by SuperBAW January 22, 2021