Visual PHD

When a person thinks they have a doctorate in a subject because they've seen it on TV or in a movie.

Bill:"Did you know the moon is the size of a quarter?"

Ted:"What are you talking about?"

Bill: "Yeah, I saw it on a documentary on conspiracy theories last night."

Ted:"Oh, you think you've got a Visual PHD..."

by albinorineo August 9, 2010

PHD

pERMANENT hEAD dAMAGE

A guy with PHD.

by grass easy fly October 20, 2008

PhD

Pimpin' Hoes Degree

Me: Yo, Dawg! I jus' got me my PhD
Dawg: For real, Cuz?!
Me: Yea, man. I got me my Pimpin' Hoes Degree!

by Barry Cares June 28, 2016

PHD

Post-Hawaii Depression

When you just went to Hawaii and made so many new, great friends but now you had to leave them and go back to your boring life.

Hey you look sad, what happened last week?
It was amazing but now I have PHD.

by Upsi555 April 1, 2019

PHD

Pubic. Hair. Diploma.

When you realize it’s 2019 and pubic hair is totally in.

That girl has her PHD. She is rocking the bush.

by Crazyteacher2019 June 6, 2019

Phd

Pretty Huge Dick

Ryan has a PhD, I saw it last night when we both went to pee together. I glanced over at his PhD and couldn't stop staring. It was beautiful.

by Nukkin October 3, 2019

PHD

Pretty hard dick

Andrew: Angus got his PHD last night.
Sam: You mean his pretty hard dick!

by imbobross May 26, 2018