Perk

a bitch, sherm, oh!! and a whore.🙂
Ooh look that nigga such a perk.
by perkhater December 09, 2022
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Perk

Perk - woman saw an elderly man smoking outside a hospital and stated it was perk, a drug.

She was astonished because the man appeared to be about 80 years old.
He was smoking perk.
by PepperTime1 March 30, 2024
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Perk

A type of cometogethering...
by Imrighturnotwrong October 16, 2023
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One Of The Perks

One of the Perks was the best-tasting and most affordable instant coffees available in North America before being discontinued. It’s disappearance has to led to many people discontinuing their life.
Kroger executive: “Wow this instant coffee tastes like real coffee, let’s get rid of it and sell powdered diarrhea instead.”

One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”
by dirtshirty May 05, 2024
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geekin off the perks

When a person refers to themselves as "geekin off the perks" they are usually referring to being very studious like and nerdy looking while, simultaneously not losing all sens of their self worth. Similar to saying "off the perks" but more nuanced. Do not get these two phrases mixed up. When someone announces that they are "geekin off the perks" most of the time they haven't taken any drugs or they are still on the perks.
While me and my friends were talking in a group chat I kept getting the urge to spam them with a picture of one of our favorite twitch streamers. This behavior was out of place and threw the conversation off so I said "sorry guys, I am geekin off the perks" as an explanation for my previous behavior.
by Sir.silk August 26, 2023
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Perk-Pissed

Agitated while on the percocet pill.
Jim got so perk-pissed he smashed his computer monitor with a hammer then started eating pieces of the monitor, later regretting it.
by sudo chop February 09, 2013
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Jack perks

A Ginger kid that is purely disrespectful and thinks he’s hard and goes by perksy plays and has a giant hole in his chest
by The flour bomber September 23, 2021
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