ASSCLAPER PERK

a type of person who like to assclap his friends. He will smash behind ur back and at parties drinks all the cokes. Man mixes ginger ale with Vodka and distributes it around the party. He has a thing for the Chinese type and won't stop until he gets what he wants. Man like it when his cat jerks off to him but hopes cassie does the same

dude this is a sick hang
that ASSCLAPER PERK drank all the coke

by jparklover February 21, 2017

Off the perks

Used to describe someone talking shit or being dumb

"Bro you had 1 to many sips of speed colo you off the perks"

by Nigga man 30000 July 17, 2021

Perked out

Popping booty out

She was perked out at the table where she sits at .

by Zadddyyyyyyy April 12, 2016

Jack perks

A Ginger kid that is purely disrespectful and thinks he’s hard and goes by perksy plays and has a giant hole in his chest

Your a jack perks

by The flour bomber September 23, 2021

Perk Star

Someone who lies about everything and anything on occasion no matter what it is

That Nigga a perk star bout that.

by Splaaashy March 6, 2017

PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff taken from work by thieving twats!

Colleague #1: Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not gonna steal that circular saw are you?

Colleague #2: It's not stealing, it's a perk of the job

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.

Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020