A sexual act wherein a male withdraws his penis from his sexual partner shortly before ejaculation; after showering his partner or himself with his semen, he then proceeds to arrange the ejaculate into a pattern like that of a young emperor penguin. Variations of the penguin include the king penguin, in which the semen is mixed with urine to produce the yellow markings of the act's namesake, and the macaroni penguin, in which the semen is mixed with uncooked pasta.
"I got this girl's number at the club last night, and I intend to perform a hot penguin on her later this week."
"I just gave myself a penguin."
"I just gave myself a penguin."
by El Penguino April 12, 2010
by ibro November 13, 2006
a fish that looks like a bird. a bird does not swim under water and can usually fly. fish however swim under water and dont fly, just like penguins.
any penguin in the world
by Schaeffer May 21, 2005
1)A black&white bird that can`t fly cause` its overwieght and fluffy. Usually found in cold areas of the world.
2)A "pet name" for couples to show that they will be together forever(doubt that.)
2)A "pet name" for couples to show that they will be together forever(doubt that.)
Boy:"Did you know that when a Penguin has found it's mate, they stay together for the rest of their lives?"
Girl:"awww.. sniff* will you be my penguin?<3"
OMG! Mom! look at that fat ass Penguin eating the fishes!!
Girl:"awww.. sniff* will you be my penguin?<3"
OMG! Mom! look at that fat ass Penguin eating the fishes!!
by yadididigajig December 28, 2005
a really bad wingman. A wingman lacking the ability to "fly" and help out his fellow friends.
The ultimate tag of shame that can be place on any human being.
The ultimate tag of shame that can be place on any human being.
Guy 1: That girl is really hot! Plus, she is smart, funny and everything else in between. I would like to get to know her better.
Ryan: I'll help you out! I'll do whatever I can to make things work between you two.
Guy 1: Thanks Ryan. You are such a great friend. I just invited her to hang out with me tonight.
Ryan: Great. Well I'm going to invite her to do something completely different, and see if she chooses hanging out with you or me.
Guy 1: What the fuck! You are a goddamn penguin.
Ryan: I'll help you out! I'll do whatever I can to make things work between you two.
Guy 1: Thanks Ryan. You are such a great friend. I just invited her to hang out with me tonight.
Ryan: Great. Well I'm going to invite her to do something completely different, and see if she chooses hanging out with you or me.
Guy 1: What the fuck! You are a goddamn penguin.
by nottheownerofelka July 04, 2011
A type of mint made by ifive brands of Seattle, Washington, and primarily sold in the Northwest United States. Penguin mints set themselves apart from other mints (such as Altoids) by being made with pharmaceutical-grade caffeine. Three Penguin mints have the same caffeine content as one glass of cola.
by KinFreon June 02, 2003
Partner for life; a soulmate. Comes from the fact that once a penguin chooses a mate, they stay together for life.
"Will you be my penguin?"
by ImperfectAngel April 07, 2008