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friend with penalties

A member of the opposite sex, that you know because they make it clear they have been in love with you since you met. You refuse their romantic gestures almost coldheartedly, and struggle to keep them at an arm's length, but safely within the friend zone, because they have some value or benefit for you. Unknowingly, they constantly attempt to make their affections for you more clear sand present them to you in painful obvious ways. Only to be rejected, repeatedly. You have "penalties" like, you refrain from casual hugs, or physical contacts, emotional outbursts or gratitude, for fear they might see it as a positive thing! Some form of an advance on your part, so you have to monitor your standard behavior when around them.
Oh, ya... That's nobody sexual, just my friend with penalties *name* and it's NOT like that!! For real, don't play around, and catch me a stalker!
by LadyWurdz July 21, 2016
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friends with penalties

A friend that you don't want to stop being friends with, but they are always the source of bad shit, aka penalties.

*You often have to pay for things for them because they "forgot their wallet".
*Every time you're trying to score a number, they come over and say something to ruin your chances.
*They're always saying things around others that get you into fights, or almost do.
*Every time you plan a night out with them they cancel and you're left trying to figure out what to do.
Friend: "Hey man I saw you talking to that girl, did you get her number?"
You: "Nah man, X came over and said Y... then she took off."
Friend: "Damn, that sucks. Why would he say that?"
You: "friends with penalties shakes head"
by Bot7143 December 27, 2014
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Penaltyfull

Having alot of penalties, aquiring much penalties.
The Green Bay Packers are a very penaltyfull team.
by chris and fifi January 10, 2009
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Fuck the penaltys

When u scream Terry into a text bar the ghost of said person rises like a Phoenix to fuck the OENALTYS and lead the kracken to victory. Must have 3 water energy cards and trella has to be present for sweet Terry guy.

More active if Colorado is the oppenent.
FUCK THE OENALTYS TERRYS GHOST WILL LEAD US TO VICTORY

Q:HAVE U HAD YOUR FILL OF TERRY TODAY?

A: NO BUT I DID FUCK THE PENALTYS.
by Fitted2106 July 3, 2021
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penelty

A penal disease that causes the patient to create misspelled and inappropriate dick comments.

Not to be mistaken with the word "penalty".

Origin:French: Circa 1779
The dick comment was a "penelty".
by THEPARTYKAT March 24, 2011
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Penally

The word spoken by the General himself. I way of life for the General in Dubai that involves devious game dropping of all calibres
Penally is good, it’s good I’m going to Thailand tomorrow and gone drops some serious game
by TheAdmiral April 17, 2023
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