Pressexual

having sexual attraction to presidents exclusively

john: that one chick is probably a pressexual

Pressexual by basedape March 2, 2022

purpsexual 

Very attracted to the color purple and it’s elements in a non-sexual way.

Payway’s favorite color is purple, so he’s a purpsexual..

purpsexual by Payway September 15, 2022

Peasexual 

A person who is attracted to peas.

Shelby is such a peasexual. They're so attracted to peas that they sleep with a bunch of plush Om Noms.

Peasexual by The_real_Sid April 27, 2023

Piesexual

An individual who attains orgasmic delight in the consumption of Pie. One who is well versed in the pleasure derived from the creation and consumption of Pies.

Did you see the speed at which that pie disappeared down his throat. he must be Piesexual!

Piesexual by APB Hayter August 30, 2023

Pumpsexual

When you are sexually attracted to aggressively pumping crypto charts. Green candles, all-time highs, and parabolic moves get you going. The deeper the FOMO, the harder the… feelings. Not to be confused with just liking profits. This is a deep, primal, chart-induced thirst.

Trader 1: “Bro, did you see $BOOZE just 10x’d in 4 minutes?”
Trader 2: unzips wallet “Dude… I think I’m pumpsexual.”
by CandleCraver – May 06, 2025

Pumpsexual by cewceweq rfv May 6, 2025