What the Parker

When something is so crazy, it can't even be described.

"Wow, a cat in the classroom! What the Parker?"

by TheDramaticGirl May 3, 2016

Sarah Jessica Parker

A bizarre experiment of a horse and a giant human foot. Believed to be from the same laboratory as the "ear mouse". Unfortunately despite several years of attempts, wrapping expensive clothes only pronounces her foot like facial features.

God I hope Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't make another terrible mov-oh wait, I'm too late. Sorry guys.

by Mr Hibbert February 6, 2010

Parker

Parker's are awesome people who are fun to be around. They usually play an instrument or sports, most of the time both. They will always be there for you. If they're single, get them while you can. You'll live a happy life with Parker by your side.

Girl 1: I'm so glad I'm going out with Parker
Girl 2: I know, he's so cute. :D

by RandomHobo April 4, 2011

parker square

An original creation or accomplishment that is almost noteworthy, but has some fundamental issue. The original creator has a false sense of pride in their work, which is ultimately not as important as they think it is.

"On average, it takes me 26 minutes and 37 seconds to drive from my apartment to work, but I discovered that if I instead take Maple St instead of going down Geneva Rd, I can save an average 12 seconds!"
"Woop-dee-doo. Good for you, Jerry, I hope you feel accomplished... What a classic Parker Square achievement..."

by Hello_Internet1729 June 5, 2016

parker.

1)A.k.a satan incarnate
2)a badass that knows more ways to kill you then any karate master.
3)a medievil weapons master that would make Luke skywalker look like a little baby with light stick.

Dude, Parker just f***** that guy up...

by Memnon May 2, 2005

Parker Fly

Best guitar ever.
Better than any les paul, or PRS.

Parker Flys are awesome, and mad expensive too.

by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004

Uncle Parker

Old time slang for cocaine, a play on the company that used to manufacture cocaine when it was legal Parker and Davis

I stayed up all night with the help of Uncle Parker here.

by Totally Legal Alien April 26, 2017