The closest non-handicapped, actual parking space to a store. The exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. The next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.
FAMF: OMG! LOOK AT THAT SPOT! IT'S CLOSER THAN THE HANDICAPPED PLACE!
Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!
FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.
Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.
Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!
FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.
Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.
by Rawrasaurus January 20, 2007
Get the Preferred Fatass Parking mug.A Parking Pirate is someone who lurks in parking lots at malls and major retailers seeking out the best possible parking spot. These people will circle aimlessly, avoiding all the open spots at the back of the lot, until alas, they spot their mark...the shopper with bags in one hand, and keys in the other.
This pirate then creeps upon it's target, slowly following them as they make their way across the lot. They're watching you. They're following you. They are going to pillage you for your spot.
As you get closer to your vehicle, their blinker goes on. Avast! They're set to drop anchor. Fire in the hole!
This pirate then creeps upon it's target, slowly following them as they make their way across the lot. They're watching you. They're following you. They are going to pillage you for your spot.
As you get closer to your vehicle, their blinker goes on. Avast! They're set to drop anchor. Fire in the hole!
by Jenn Gren December 19, 2008
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A loud bitch that goes on a rant about illegal photography in a parking lot. The video starts out with her getting out of a car and demanding a camera. For 4 minutes, she screams about illegal photography and trespassing. At one point someone gets too close to her and she screams GET AWAY FROM ME. he asks what they did wrong and she says(or screams).....
1.TRESPASSING
2.ILLEGAL PHOTOGRAPHS
3.YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
4. YOUVE BEEN YELLED AT
go on youtube and search "crazy screaming lady" It will be the first thing
1.TRESPASSING
2.ILLEGAL PHOTOGRAPHS
3.YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
4. YOUVE BEEN YELLED AT
go on youtube and search "crazy screaming lady" It will be the first thing
by poopypants993 December 11, 2010
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Get the Parking Lot mug.Coined by at least by the Honda-Tech mob describing cars that have all the "race"/track mods known to man and beast only to be parked up or never raced.
Benen tow hooks, lowered some much you scrape EVERYTHING, therefore things that are race used but all the car does is "hard parking"
by mr_ben April 10, 2007
Get the hard parking mug.Parking somewhere that does not obey the normal parking conventions. Such as: across 3 parking spaces, on the sidewalk, in the hotel lobby.
"Got another ticket last night for rockstar parking. I'm going to fight it though, there wasn't a single no parking sign around the pool."
by Spiv May 17, 2006
Get the rockstar parking mug.Sitting between two chairs was a bit uncomfortable until I felt like parting the brown sea, then there was plenty of room!
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