Paris

A slut from Spokane who might as well tattoo the word, "Open" on her pussy because she can't seem to close her legs. Lies and tells people she's a model when in reality she is not signed to any professional talent or modeling agencies and regularly sleeps with photographers in exchange for pictures. STDs seem to flock to her like a moth to a flame and she is a known bug chaser. Can regularly be found sleeping with older men in exchange for cash. Even her own mother complains to others that she's a whore.

" It's so sad that even Paris R's mother agrees that she's a whore."

by anon3749 March 20, 2019

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Paris

Most beautiful city in the world !
BUT :
-The Eiffel Tower is NOT beautiful, don't deny.. makes me wanna puke (I live around it >.<)
-You can meet a lot of homeless poeple here, as well as muslim women begging for money in the streets (around the Champs-Elysée, Montmartre, etc.)=> advise : pretend you speak a totally foreign language, like japanese !
-The RER is very dangerous by night (and even by day)...
-French poeple are not very nice with those who dare not speak French (try to learn ^^)

-Tourist : "Whoaaa the Eiffel Tower, symbol of Paris ! What a beauty !"
Me : "Burn it down !" *go puke somewhere*

-Bum : "Pour manger... pour manger"
Me : "sumimasen.. furansugo wo wakarimasen" >.<

-A friend in the RER : "I'm scaaaared"
Me : Don't be ! Oh ! Someone spitting.. freaky... *silence* Isn't it a knife ?

-Tourist : Hello, I'm looking for a cheap restaurant around, would you help me ?
-French : sorry.. dont spik inglich

by Liz2432 February 12, 2008

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Paris means the city of love, It is truly one of the most beautiful names to exist.

Hey Paris you wanna hang out?

by leylarobertson2 November 21, 2021

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