Parallel Parked

Getting parallel parked is the ultimate L.

When you parallel park someone in a debate or argument they are left speachless and wanting to end it all for being so fucking smooth-brained because just like driving, they failed hard at parallel parking their electric hybrid solar neutron star powered smart car.

"Hey did you see that interview with Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman? She got her Top-Romen hair parallel parked"

by Send-The-Asteroid June 29, 2021

Bob Parred

When one is punished by their boss for performing a selfless act in order to actually help the customer instead of exploiting them for money. Named after Bob Parr from The Incredibles, who was the subject of such a situation.

Person 1: Damn, I just got fired today!

Person 2: What did you do?

Person 1: I told a client a how to exploit a company loophole to successfully claim their insurance payout. They were in serious trouble, so I felt it was right to help them.

Person 2: Damn, you just got Bob Parred, man!

by tainted_razor February 2, 2022

Parred

Basically means ignored

You just got parred!

by Invisible Frank December 26, 2011

OJ Parked

modifying adj.- Vehicle parallel parked with the rear of the car sticking out farther from the curb than the front end.

Wow! That guy was in a God-awful hurry, his SUV's OJ parked.

by Jim Burke September 6, 2005

PACed out

when a guy eats a girl out so good that it feels like pac man did it

girl u think bein eaten out is good try bein PACed out it's crazy

by mountaindewher May 30, 2010

Parched Penis

After a long period of not peeing, your next piss includes the sensation of your pee tube becoming wet again after a long while of dryness and urine drought.

Guy 1: Dude, I haven't peed since I got on the plane.

Guy 2: Parched Penis?

Guy 1: Most definitely.

by urbanmonkey7 April 20, 2011

Parked

When something is a mess , ugly , ratchet , or ghetto

“Girl that nigga look parked as fuck”

by Konniethaindiaimal December 4, 2018