bloody ostrich

An aggressive act where the perpetrator brings all five fingers to a point creating a ‘beak’ and pecks the victim in the forehead, while making an ostrich call. Generally administered to nerdz.

“Did you just put nickleback on the jukebox??? AWWWWK!!!”

“Dude, I just got the bloody ostrich”

by Dolemite Jones August 8, 2020

Brooklyn Ostrich

When your dick is so big that it’s hard to wear certain clothes so you tuck your dick between your legs and nestle him up your asshole to save space and allow the use of many other types of clothes

OG mudbone’s 12 inch penis would probably hang down near his knees so if he wore shorts his dick would be out so if he tucks it in his ass it won’t go below his tant this using the Brooklyn ostrich

by Antwan Guzzels October 16, 2021

Pasta ostrich

A human, mammal or other animal who periodically consumes very large amounts of pasta. Typically, at least 5 servings of pasta, ravioli, gnocchi or other pasta types must be consumed to constitute true pasta ostrich status. One can reach pasta ostrich status faster if different types of pasta are eaten in one session, i.e. spaghetti with sauce tomat and ravioli with alfredo sauce.

This gluten-free pasta made of chickpeas isn't good for being a pasta ostrich.

by pasta ostrich October 10, 2022

time to feed the ostrich

Time to feed the ostrich is code word for going to go smoke methamphetamines,.

"Hey man just picked up from grandma, let's go back to your place and it's time to feed the ostrich"

by Peter pan! June 23, 2018

Ostrich Honky

Any of a breed of 19-24 year old women, usually blonde (natural or otherwise), who think they are the greatest things since sliced cheese. (Only in their own mind.) They come across as snotty, bitchy, spoiled, psychotic and terminally dull.

Example “Man my girlfriend is such an ostrich honky, I want to kill her.”

by Wolf February 29, 2004

Ostrich Sack

1)Someone who is a geek, a fag, and a knob rolled into one completely irritating package. The sort which would piss you off no matter what the situation time or place

2) The obvious

1) (insert name of loser) is an Ostrich Sack

2) Holy shit! that Ostrich has a huge sack! If it's legs weren't as long it'd drag on the ground!

by CalvinPalmer December 26, 2005

Ostrich

a man or a woman who enjoys giving a woman oral sex.

Someone enjoys sticking their head in holes, well so do ostriches.

by WhoaDaddy December 2, 2011