When you're at the beach, and you just got out of the cold water. You're laying on the sand, and you try to get a show boner, but the cold causes it to be smaller than it should, and you probably shouldn't show it off.
What's up, ladies? Check out this half-mast beach dick I've got going. It's literally an inch, and a half, at best.
by Pikaderp July 15, 2015
A forbidden technique for changing into a bathing suit passed down from father to son. Without proper practice, using this ancient art may result in dire and painful consequences.
It is performed as follows:
Remove pants, then wear your suit over your underpants, then, remove underpants out from under suit.
It is performed as follows:
Remove pants, then wear your suit over your underpants, then, remove underpants out from under suit.
Guy 1: Finally here at the beach, let's head over to the changing rooms and get ready for a swim.
Guy 2: Nah bro, you go ahead, I'll just get changed here using Houdini of the Beach.
Guy 1: You can't be serious! What if it goes wrong?!
Guy 2: Trust me, I got this! *Tries it and immediately rips underpants* ... Fuck.
Guy 2: Nah bro, you go ahead, I'll just get changed here using Houdini of the Beach.
Guy 1: You can't be serious! What if it goes wrong?!
Guy 2: Trust me, I got this! *Tries it and immediately rips underpants* ... Fuck.
by Wig Denis August 23, 2021
Gay sex in the middle of a crowded beach, preferably during an orgy. Takes place on spring break. Pancake is when you take two tanned white people and hit a blunt, then have sex under the sun.
by IheartGayButtSex April 26, 2018
by Alex Lefebvre February 17, 2008
Referring to the way one shuffles into work/class the day after having spent a full day at the beach, moving a little more slowly than usual because of the excessive use of back and shoulder muscles for water and/or beach sports, the inability to sit or lay comfortably due to the sunburn ranging from irritating to ragingly painful that dictates every move and raises the unnecessary question from everybody of "Did you go to the beach?", and crunchy remnants of sand in the hair, ears, eyes, mouth, or other susceptible body parts even after showering.
Note: A beach hangover can take anywhere from hours to days before achieving a full recovery and may just require a few showers and water, or copious amounts of Aloe Vera and electrolytes.
Note: A beach hangover can take anywhere from hours to days before achieving a full recovery and may just require a few showers and water, or copious amounts of Aloe Vera and electrolytes.
I spent my entire Labor Day at the beach surfing and chilling with friends, but ended up going to work with a beach hangover the next day.
My cousin was visiting Florida from Minnesota for a week and had a beach hangover her entire stay after spending the first day on the beach.
My cousin was visiting Florida from Minnesota for a week and had a beach hangover her entire stay after spending the first day on the beach.
by Layla Maree September 09, 2009
by WonderWoman811777 September 18, 2020
n. A fruity mixed drink, popular during summer and especially during Spring Break. Here's a recipe that will make a gallon.
Ingredients:
1 cup Peach schnapps
1 cup Midori melon liqueur
1 cup Rum
1 cup Chambord
1 1/2 qt Pineapple juice
1 1/2 qt Cranberry juice
1 bag Ice
Mixing instructions:
Makes 1 gallon of punch -- mix all 4 liquers in 1 parts and fill rest with pineapple and cranberry juice
Ingredients:
1 cup Peach schnapps
1 cup Midori melon liqueur
1 cup Rum
1 cup Chambord
1 1/2 qt Pineapple juice
1 1/2 qt Cranberry juice
1 bag Ice
Mixing instructions:
Makes 1 gallon of punch -- mix all 4 liquers in 1 parts and fill rest with pineapple and cranberry juice
by Dan Weyandt December 04, 2007