menu hoe

a menu hoe is a person who can’t stick to one menu and keeps stealing them.

my mother is a menu hoe
lauren’s being a menu hoe

by lauren hater 0919 July 28, 2021

Menu

Parcking ticket

Grab that menu off the window for me, gonna pay for it later.

by wall3rd January 21, 2017

main menu boss

when the Gearbox does the Risk of Rain 2 dlc, and fucks it up so bad console bois literally can't play the game. A true gearbox moment.

R.I.P. ROR2 - Cause of death: T2 Interactive

"Wassup bro I been trying to play the new Risk of Rain 2 update with the heavily advertised couch coop for consoles, but I'm stuck on the main menu boss. My homie plugged in a second controller to help me beat him, in reponse the boss deleted my entire save, and downloaded Randy Pitchfork's USB stick onto my Xbox, getting me arrested by Chris Hansen!"

by kingoflag August 31, 2024

affectionate-gesture menu

Ya want HUGZ, KISSIZ, SNUGGLEZ, CUDDLEZ, or NUZZLEZ? :D

An easy and totally-satisfying-for-both-parties response for a fluffy little number to give if a huge mushy-hearted guy smilingly offers her an affectionate-gesture menu would be, "Just cradle me in yer lap and nestle yer ear against my cheek."

by QuacksO December 28, 2024

Roswell Menu

When a dog cums in your mouth

Stacey practically lives on Roswell Menus these days

by Dede Megapoopoo August 11, 2020

childrens menu

Code for obamas underground child labor service. Defines whether they plan on torturing the child with an apache helicopter or the leg of an elmo doll

Boi lets which one off the childrens menu u wanna use on this cancer kid

by David the weeb slayer March 21, 2017

No need to order all the burgers on the menu

There is no need to give an extended explanation, a yes or no reply is sufficient.

No need to order all the burgers on the menu, I don't actually care just let me know which one you'd chose girl.

by Aero_1223 September 28, 2023