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Tom

A very cool sexy handsome guy who hates Frankie Kinsella (Famous biologist)
Tom hates Frankie’s
by ColourfulNut2045 February 27, 2022
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Tom

Tom is one of those people who went from childish to holy fuck he's hot
Tom is here now
by Mary chen November 23, 2021
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Tom

Tom is a kind and funny guy who shows that he loves to play shoe tag with the muppets at lunch, however, inside he does not feel like playing shoe tag... In fact, he believes that shoe tag is a fuck up of a game and a waste of time. Sitting on a 'no thot zone' bench most lunchtimes, Tom is the kind of guy you want to be. Tom does what he wants and no one can tell him what to do. Tom may or may not be a 'Fuffa' this is because you may find that your Tom is interested in kissing boys for fun sometimes, wearing dresses and having a pink toothbrush!!! The list could expand but I don't want to target any Tom in particular but instead, I want to aim this at all the Toms out there reading this right now. I hope they know for themselves that being named makes you an extraordinary guy. And having the courage to say to people "call me Tom' when your name is actually Thomas is just utterly respectable. This also links to the point that Tom always does what he wants and just doesn't give a fuck about the haters. Somersby's are a large part in his life and if you don't know what they are then you are truly a fuck up and a fake ass friend. Love ya TOMBAAAAA
Boy 1- "fuck there goes Tom shooting hoops from a weird angle again..... Why can't I be more like him :("

Girl 1- "holy shit! Did you see Toms hair when he runs?!"
Girl 2- "I know!!!! He looks like a living, breathing 21st century Jesus!!!!!"
by shanfan69 May 27, 2019
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Tom

Tom is an absolute sexy demon and is loyal to all his homies.
Tom is cool
by 69420KidsInTheBasement42069 October 27, 2020
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Tom

A legend, who may have betrayed you a few times, you've known him forever and you've been friends forever.
There's Tom what a legend.
by Missy Higgins 30 October 23, 2019
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Tom

A Tom is usually addicted to root beer and and will call you a douchebag
Ryan - Hey Tom

Tom - hey you fuckin douchebag.
by Indian goat May 12, 2020
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Tom

Short for tomfoolish. Meaning out of the ordinary, strange, or just downright ass.
“Yo bro did you see Kyle at the party last night?”

Yeah dude he was acting tom as fuck he needs to be more jerry ”
by jawsh1011 December 14, 2021
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