Occam's Hairy Dildo

A rule that, like Occam's Razor, requires you to favor the simplest explanations over the complex ones, but with the addition of also favoring the sexiest explanations over the mundane ones. An explanation of a thing is using Occam's Hairy Dildo if and only if simplification and sexualization are paired together into a beautiful, explanatory nutsack.

Student: Hey professor, can you please explain that notion using Occam's Hairy Dildo, because it's a little hard for me to grasp without visual aides.

Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.

by Carnivorous Pencil February 19, 2021

Occam's buttplug

When you shove Occam's razor up your butt to own the libs

Qanon? Yes, I'm familiar with Occam's buttplug

by theFANUM January 24, 2021

ocasianolty

So my friend winter tried to type Occasionally, but messed up and typed this instead.

me: am i funny?
winter: ocasianolty

by CheeseCan January 29, 2021

occamanus

Slang for vagina. Opposite of sockamanud

Bro don’t be an occamanus

by Carlllllllllll April 2, 2021

Occam's YOLO

An instance where the simplest option is the one to YOLO on.

Hector: Wow Gilbert, the economy is fucked. Should I buy stock in GameStop, or should I invest in purchasing futures on rare earth metals?
Gilbert: What the fuck are futures, Hector? Occam's YOLO your life savings into purchasing GameStop shares - it's the simplest option.

by arkhiah April 9, 2021

ocwastakenagain

A guy who refuses to admit his name was directly inspired by dream.

ocwastakenagain, oh no!

by anonymous September 5, 2021

ocwastaken

A man with a very small penis, like real small, almost like not visible, like almost smaller than a goshargo.

Hey, look at that guy over there, he is such an ocwastaken.
I'm scared that my bf might be ocwastaken

by bertenaar September 13, 2021