Captain Obvious

A mocking reference to someone who unnecessarily states facts that are obvious or otherwise already known. It is intended as a spurious comparison of the individual to a superhero (e.g. Captain America) treating the individual's grasp of the obvious as though it were something impressive rather than common and ordinary.

Bob: Don't eat too much or you will make yourself sick.
Alice: Thanks, Captain Obvious.

by MC in TX May 11, 2015

obvious poe

someone who attempts to be a Poe (of the Poe's Law), but is clearly bad at it.

obvious poe is obvious

by samuel1234567 July 26, 2019

Captain Obvious

A person who states painfully obvious facts or statements very loudly or repetitively.

Dude: Man, I think that guy just blew you off Jessica.
Jessica: Thanks, Captain Obvious

by Xcain February 28, 2020

captain obvious

Often used to refer to someone who ruins a joke by stating the obvious
Mostly used in comment sections of social media platforms

Hey look mom, it's captain obvious!
Oh no, captain obvious on the wheel again!

by ivebeenfriendzonedallmylife😥 March 27, 2023

Obviously

Duh

Snape-"Obviously"

by Jewel394 April 25, 2023

obvious

DUHHHHH

You get no bitches, its obvious.

by UrbanCalum May 22, 2022

Obvious Orgasm October

You, or someone else, must cause you, or someone else to have an Orgasm. Having an Orgasm or causing someone to have an orgasm each day will result in a pass. Passing will let you move onto No Nut November.

Obvious Orgasm October is hard, but remember it wont count if someone else causes someone else an orgasm!

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022