Captain Obvious

A mocking reference to someone who unnecessarily states facts that are obvious or otherwise already known. It is intended as a spurious comparison of the individual to a superhero (e.g. Captain America) treating the individual's grasp of the obvious as though it were something impressive rather than common and ordinary.

Bob: Don't eat too much or you will make yourself sick.
Alice: Thanks, Captain Obvious.

by MC in TX May 11, 2015

obvious poe

someone who attempts to be a Poe (of the Poe's Law), but is clearly bad at it.

obvious poe is obvious

by samuel1234567 July 26, 2019

Obviously

Duh

Snape-"Obviously"

by Jewel394 April 25, 2023

Obviously

Kiki’s word for everything

Obviously, it’s mine

by Kikipenzi November 28, 2021

Captain Obvious

A person who states painfully obvious facts or statements very loudly or repetitively.

Dude: Man, I think that guy just blew you off Jessica.
Jessica: Thanks, Captain Obvious

by Xcain February 28, 2020

obvious plant

1. subpar bait
2. a secret agent that is not that secret
3. established brand created by an innovative product designer, marketing guru and master of the art of pedagogic sarcasm

anonymous: do these pants look good on me?
Doug: yes, obvious plant! green is your colour.

by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022

obvious

DUHHHHH

You get no bitches, its obvious.

by UrbanCalum May 22, 2022