date nurse

Someone who knows a lot about relationships and gives a lot of advice on dating or getting a boyfriend/girlfriend

Megan is such a date nurse

by Meggers10100 February 3, 2018

Nurse Ratched

The Nurse from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

The dork girl thought she was Nurse Ratched, trying to keep everyone afraid of her so that they wouldn't think that her and her mouth were afraid of them. She didn't want them to take their masks off just yet.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021

disco nurse

A person (mostly female) who provides coke or other drugs at night clubs or discotheques, illicitly (natch). Males are usually called 'the Doctor'.

Man, let's party!

Ok, I just have to find the disco nurse.

by icyfurnace March 7, 2010

Nurse Pleasure

good reason to stay in bed

Oh Nurse Pleasure me, I mean I need a spong bath...

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

Nurse Mode

When you are quite drunk on a night out but one of your friends or someone you are with is so steaming that you have to take care of them and your opwn drunkiness becomes irrelevant

Billy: Were you drunk last night?
Bob: I was but when i seen how drunk Timmy was i switched in to Nurse Mode.

Billy: Rage. You should have just left him

by Colm.. April 6, 2010

School Nurse

A lady who "cures you" by putting ice on you because they think ice cures everything.

Kid1- Im hurt!

School Nurse- Okay here's some ice.
Kid1- Bruv.

by angelina#5724 (discord) May 25, 2020

Goodnight Nurse

A band that decides to make up fake Urban Dictionary definitions in order in look more popular, because they lack the money or talent to distinguish themselves through real promotion or musical ability.

- Dude, we have no money how are we going to advertise our show?
- I know, I'll just mention our band name three times while describing a Cleveland steamer that way people looking it up will know, our band is like a big ol' cleveland steamer!
1: Dude no, you're being a total Goodnight Nurse right now, let's just hang posters, no need to be a loser.

by Goodnight Nurse December 2, 2020