Attractive female. Stems from a commonly misheard lyric in AC/DC's song "You Shook Me All Night Long", which is "She was a fax machine". The actual lyric is "She was a fast machine".
by Jackle13 December 24, 2012
When a slutty ass girl is blowing one man and is also is jerking one off in each hand. So 3 guys and one girl causing her to ski poles and neck in a fashion that resembles and crazy ass candy machine from Willy Wonka. When over they never speak to that hood rat again.
by Pimpski, Grizzz, Stovetop February 15, 2007
1. Be careful of her, she's a real baby machine. Use a condom!
2. You better dump that baby machine, before you knock her up.
3. My girlfriend is a real baby machine. She's pregnant again!
2. You better dump that baby machine, before you knock her up.
3. My girlfriend is a real baby machine. She's pregnant again!
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
1.(noun) Referring to a person, usually a male, who masturbates obssessively multiple times daily.
2.(noun) Referring, in a degrading manner, to anyone who holds a very high opinion of themselves but is actually just an idiot.
2.(noun) Referring, in a degrading manner, to anyone who holds a very high opinion of themselves but is actually just an idiot.
1. Man, Clive is a wank-machine of note. He spanked his little monkey thirteen times yesterday.
2. Fiddy is such a wank-machine.
2. Fiddy is such a wank-machine.
by Jeby March 07, 2006
by Caz_B February 04, 2008
one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.
Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!
by Eazy motha fuckin E October 08, 2007
by Grundle Gargle April 18, 2016