Junk Polish

v. To wash the junk (male genitalia), especially in a communal and/or outdoor situation.

n. Soapy substance used in the act of junk polish.
1. Hey boys, lets go down to the beach for a junk polish!

2. Have you seen the junk polish? I'm getting crusty.
by PsycloneSteve February 22, 2009
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Vegan Junks

1. The dopest human to ever live.

2. Something that’s not harmful to consume, but will definitely blow your mind and get you fucked up.

Check out @dawgarchive ‘s music, his lyrics will get you mind fucked, that’s vegan junks
John: I clicked a link on dawgarchive’s ig page, guess what?
Doe: You had some vegan junks

John: wtf! How do you know this?
Doe: c’mon man, Vegan Junks has been my fav since day back
by dawgarchive December 19, 2022
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junk mail

United States Postal Service sanctioned mail consisting of advertisements that 99.5% of the population doesn't want, but they insist on forcing down the captive postal customers throats anyway.
Dang junk mail, there is so much of it in my box clogging it that I'm being driven nuts!!!
by Piranha June 09, 2006
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Broke Junk

Sexual organ dysfunction, regardless of gender or cause.
Male: Doc says that I gots da Broke Junk that even Viagra can't fix..
Female: Don't worry baby, you wouldn't feel nuthin' no how after 6 young 'uns been pushed outta me.
by YAWA May 14, 2019
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junk in the trunk

having a prodigious butt

a little more than badonkadonk but less extreme than having an SUV in the pants
I don't mind a woman with a little meat on her bones, a little junk in her trunk.
by mandingoe June 01, 2004
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Holy Junk

Holy Junk- the most epic way to show excitement and awe. It is the cooler way to say "Oh My God, That's Awesome" or "No Way!" It's really a fun way to show excitement about something you see, something you did, How someone looks, or anything else!
Kim: Holy Junk, Your Dress Looks amazing, Khloe
Khloe: Thanks! Holy Junk! Your Dress looks great, too!

Mary Kate: Holy Junk! That movie premiere was so cool
Ashley: Right? It was the bomb!
by PianoPerson99 November 10, 2011
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junk selfie

a "selfie" of a person's private parts, generally a man's parts. i.e. penis, cock, dick

I sent her a junk selfie and now we are going to hook up later.
We met online and I sent her a junk selfie, now she can't wait me meet me!
by racflutter22 November 04, 2014
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