When a Milf possesses the type of lips and mouth that are extremely suitable for sucking multiple cocks and swallowing large quantities of cum.
by Gary Esqe May 26, 2016
Get the milf mouthmug. Waking up with terrible breath after a night of drinking.
Symptoms include: Numb taste buds, extreme thirst, and your friends giving you the thizz face when you try talking to them.
Symptoms include: Numb taste buds, extreme thirst, and your friends giving you the thizz face when you try talking to them.
Guy1 "Dawg, last night was off the meat rack!"
Guy2 "(Makes thizz face) Yo man, you got some stank mouth."
Guy1 "Haha quit playin. Wasn't that shit crazy though when that chick was flashin her titt-"
Guy2 "Nigga you need to stop talking."
Guy2 "(Makes thizz face) Yo man, you got some stank mouth."
Guy1 "Haha quit playin. Wasn't that shit crazy though when that chick was flashin her titt-"
Guy2 "Nigga you need to stop talking."
by KfreshDougie December 7, 2010
Get the stank mouthmug. the insertion of genitals to an unknowing unconscious strangers face with the intention of making sure they are not avoiding interaction by playing possum.
There were a lot of empty bottles by her side and the party had ended hours ago. In fear that she was just going to try and crash on my floor I attempted to revive her by administering south to mouth. She quickly regained consciousness and I then helped her stumble to her car.
by Erock Throatpuncher November 4, 2009
Get the South To Mouthmug. A sensation of supreme dryness and lack of moisture in the mouth, akin to drinking 8 pints of sand after playing basketball, that wakes the victim up in the middle of the night and creates a feverish, panicked, and borderline predatory need for cold, refreshing liquid. Also known as after hours cotton mouth on steriods.
Jill: So, I have a vague memory of you exploding out of bed, knocking over the TV, and making dinosaur sounds last night. Bad dream?
Frank: No, I woke up with Midnight Mouth and had to chug half a gallon of orange juice.
Frank: No, I woke up with Midnight Mouth and had to chug half a gallon of orange juice.
by Big Erik April 6, 2009
Get the Midnight Mouthmug. When your lipstick smears out after making out with a guy or girl, therefore leaving the area around your mouth, and potentially his or hers, red. Thus simulating a woman’s period.
I have such mouth period after making out with that hot dude at the bar. Fuck!
Oh my honey, you have a bad case of mouth period. My concealer won’t even help!
Oh my honey, you have a bad case of mouth period. My concealer won’t even help!
by Emma2907 January 1, 2019
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Get the Bush Mouthmug.