nostril rape

The act in which some one male sticks his penis up soomeones nostril without consent

No, john I told you I don't want it up my nostril.... John that's (nostril rape)

by Nostril rape isn't a joke September 14, 2017

Nostril Cream Pie

A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.

Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!

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by Eskorpija May 21, 2016

Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade

Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade

Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

matty's nostrils

Matty has two nostrils which are referring to the two oes in the famous slang word shook , which means that matty's nostrils are synonym for shook

"I just saw Ross and John kiss,
(therefore i'm shocked )
I'm matty's nostrils!!"

by Raughy is real April 17, 2017

nostril sauce

Snot

I was all plugged up so I farmer blew my nostril sauce into the air like a pond fountain.

by Joshy McSholley January 10, 2024

nostril hair

Nostril hair can give you boogers that drip into your mouth.

Look at your nostril hairs, their so long.

by Pablo.Man March 31, 2017

Nostril Assault

When someone does something that smells bad such fart or have a massive shit so that it stinks really bad and "assaults" said persons nostrils.

Person 1: *farts*
Person 2: Jesus Christ, why would you do that, that's Nostril assault!

by LordJenal March 21, 2024