matty's nostrils

Matty has two nostrils which are referring to the two oes in the famous slang word shook , which means that matty's nostrils are synonym for shook

"I just saw Ross and John kiss,
(therefore i'm shocked )
I'm matty's nostrils!!"

by Raughy is real April 17, 2017

nostrilled

the act of having nostrils

"Damn u have some fine nostrilled friends"

by Getmsyt March 4, 2018

Nostril Cream Pie

A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.

Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!

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by Eskorpija May 21, 2016

cock nostrils

Someone with nostrils so large you could slide your dick right up their nose.

man, have you seen keisha's cock nostrils?

yea! aw sick dude!

by Mr motherfucker January 28, 2017

Moose nostril

Vagina

Did you get any moose nostril last night?

by Jim Dong September 18, 2021

Donkey’s Nostril

A euphamism for a front or back bottom that is adorned with hairs that grow not only around the entrance but also inside the orifice itself.

Phillip was intrigued by the Donkey’s Nostril that had presented itself to him, and immediately undertook a thorough inspection using part of his body.

by Vizzage May 27, 2023

up satan's left nostril

Used to describe something lost in an area usually frequented by the speaker after they have checked every possible location it could be.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the tea I bought last week?

Person 2: No, where did you lose it?

Person 1: In my apartment. I've turned the place upside down and the only place it could at this point be would be up satan's left nostril.

by ScrunglyBingus February 27, 2023