When a person has a string tied to their big toe and the other on to a butt plug inserting the butt plug in their anus, and proceeding to play a one string melody while they pleasure themselves.
by Butthole Banjo Wizard November 22, 2020

by Keeping it real February 17, 2017

To play the banjo with someone; to try to make friends with someone who isn't going to be friends or who keeps dodgy company, typically rough, bigoted or violent. From the banjo duet in John Boorman's "Deliverance".
Although they had been making funny noises at me across the square, I just had to play the banjo with those guys. I regretted it within the week.
by Fearman August 7, 2007

When one spreads a spoonful of Nutella on their partners spreaded butthole. Back and front of spoon and then licks it clean before slapping the convex side spoon on their partners cheeks
by Semendenim365 January 4, 2017

by mtndewbrother August 9, 2020

1. 'Perfect insanity'
2. a group of senseless teenagers who - when together - cause irrevocable, chaotic situations to take place; the grasps from which the world will never, ever escape
3. Bojangles, Deva, The Crazy One, Kat, Demon Child
2. a group of senseless teenagers who - when together - cause irrevocable, chaotic situations to take place; the grasps from which the world will never, ever escape
3. Bojangles, Deva, The Crazy One, Kat, Demon Child
by DevaBienevU_SaltwaterTaffy'd January 14, 2009

The act of male masterbation that involves playing with one's member somewhat like a banjo (or guitar).
by Wetpants January 13, 2011
