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Butthole Banjo

When a person has a string tied to their big toe and the other on to a butt plug inserting the butt plug in their anus, and proceeding to play a one string melody while they pleasure themselves.
“I was astounded after walking in on Johnny playing the Butthole Banjo in my bathroom.”
by Butthole Banjo Wizard November 22, 2020
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banjo babe

A woman who likes to strum the chest hairs of her man like a Banjo while imitating Banjo sounds..
My woman is one hell of a Banjo babe who can strum them hairs until they smoke.
by Keeping it real February 17, 2017
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play the banjo with

To play the banjo with someone; to try to make friends with someone who isn't going to be friends or who keeps dodgy company, typically rough, bigoted or violent. From the banjo duet in John Boorman's "Deliverance".
Although they had been making funny noises at me across the square, I just had to play the banjo with those guys. I regretted it within the week.
by Fearman August 7, 2007
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seattle banjo

When one spreads a spoonful of Nutella on their partners spreaded butthole. Back and front of spoon and then licks it clean before slapping the convex side spoon on their partners cheeks
I gave that girl the best Seattle banjo I've ever tasted.
by Semendenim365 January 4, 2017
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banjo brothers

When you bang your best friend from Alabama’s cousin which they have also been with.
Liam and Joe are now Banjo Brothers after last nights throw down on the farm
by mtndewbrother August 9, 2020
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banjo posse

1. 'Perfect insanity'
2. a group of senseless teenagers who - when together - cause irrevocable, chaotic situations to take place; the grasps from which the world will never, ever escape
3. Bojangles, Deva, The Crazy One, Kat, Demon Child
'and when we hang out its a BLASTY BLAST'

'In two weeks.. the Banjo Posse shall RISE!!'
by DevaBienevU_SaltwaterTaffy'd January 14, 2009
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man banjo

The act of male masterbation that involves playing with one's member somewhat like a banjo (or guitar).
Look mum! That old man's playing his man banjo!
by Wetpants January 13, 2011
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