New Zealand

New Zealand. The Land of the Long White Cloud. Home to 4 million people. It is greener than most countries but I wouldn't call it "clean and green". It is actually a really active and fun place, we should be advertising that instead of clean and green.

The best city's are:

Auckland (if you want to be submerged in traffic and things to do).

Wellington (the capital - advisable to try to ignore the existance of the beehive, and visit the National Museum and generally enjoy the nightlife and cafe's, film festivals,etc.)

Christchurch and Dunedin: A must see for people from the UK in fact you should skip Wellington and Auckland and go there first. It has lots of historical buildings and it has a friendly European feel to it.

Queenstown: The overpriced, adventure capital of the world; a must go if you can afford it.

On Australia and New Zealand:

Relations are equal to that of Canada and the United States. Australia is economically more powerful and dominates a lot of the New Zealand market. It upsets a lot of people, as we see the "great New Zealand buy up". Also the treatment of aborigines is also a sour point, but all in all due to the ANZAC tradition from WW1 relations are good.

Should you visit?

1. NZ is costly
2. It has lots to do
3. It has a nice environment
4. It is out of the way
5. You can lose yourself

Information on New Zealand, how it is expensive to live and more: www.emigratenz.org/

by Peter from New Zealand February 27, 2008

New Zealand Gorilla

The New Zealand Gorilla is a relatively unknown sex practice first established by sheepshearers in the country of New Zealand. It origanted from an event where one sheepshearer had sexual intercourse with a woman who was blessed with very distinctive pubic hair. He decided to shave the pubes like he was used to do it with the sheep's wool day by day. He eventually ejecualted on the woman's breasts and decided to throw the shaven hair on the sticky breast, which made it look similar to that of a Gorilla. The sex practice is especially popular in New Zealand but has found it's way to the european continent due to the globalisation.

Becky: "Hey Lisa, whats wrong with your breasts? They are hairy as fuck, are you taking testosterone or are any of your ancestors primates?"

Lisa: "Oh no, what a mess. Of course I'm not taking Steroids, I slept with Raphael the other night and he pulled off the New Zealand Gorilla on me. What an asshole!"

by Roland_Enterich May 15, 2013

New Zealand Carwash

The act of a male stripping naked, geting into a squating position, and a woman crab-walking underneath him, allowing his man-berries to sweep across her face.

Me: Yo, I totally New Zealand Carwash-ed that girl last night!

You: Sick bro! Was that enjoyable for either of you?

Me: No, no it was not.

by pulzd March 16, 2011

New Zealand

An alter-ego for Middle Earth, so that that all of those guys can fit in with us and no one will realize they are still using swords and running around with magic staffs.

Son: when I grow up, can I live in Middle earth, Daddy?

Father: Of course, it's called New Zealand, and it's right near Australia.

by Fuzzy-Wuzzy January 9, 2011

New Zealand Sunrise

Receiving an early morning hand job (approximately 6AM) while watching a nature channel

Nobody believed Chris when he said his wife regularly gives the New Zealand Sunrise

by Anonymous Poodle Lover August 31, 2011

New Zealand Holocaust

The term to describe the massive native population decline in New Zealand. 25 percent of New Zealand college graduates have fled New Zealand, and nearly 20 percent of adult working age New Zealanders do not live in New Zealand. 1000 New Zealanders a week move to Australia to make significantly more money and life better lives in cities that are not crime ridden, tall poppy syndrome ridden, road to nowhere hellholes that exist in New Zealand. 1% of the New Zealand population leaves its country each year.

Did you see that new guy at work? He's a New Zealander.
Yes, he's the fifth New Zealander I've seen today. They are all coming over here because there's nothing in New Zealand but sheep and crime ridden cities. It's like a New Zealand Holocaust over there.

by MARIO VAN FEEBLES June 16, 2011

Auckland, New Zealand

An extremely over-priced city where you must be patient, be prepared to pay shite-loads of rent , be prepared to get stuck in traffic. Full of immigrants, commonly; Fijian, Indian, Chinese, Pacific Islander are the main ethnic groups here. Employers here would rather hire foreign skilled workers who struggle with english for cheaper labour rates rather than pay a few dollars more per hour for local tradesman etc... with great english skills. Auckland is pretty much a smaller version of Sydney, Australia. Has some pretty spots and good to visit, will stress you the hell out living and working here.

Person from elsewhere in New Zealand "Hey mate, I lost my job, you think I should move up to Auckland ?"
Aucklander " Yeah sure, if you're willing to live off canned spaghetti and instant noodles in order to make the weekly rent bill"

Auckland, New Zealand

by buttockgrabber February 18, 2015