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A very short homosexual who is known for his awful humor. Despite this, he still thinks he is funny. He failed every test in school so he works as a male stripper now. He has spent most of his life sucking the tip of it
"What's that?"
"That's Neil.
Neil by ZacAttak October 29, 2025
neil is a fucking mogger that fucks all the hoes, gets money, minimum 6 foot tall, 8 inch dick, truely the best human possible
yo is that neil?? he deffinately gets money and fucks all the bad bitches
Neil by 399nele November 12, 2025
Hottest hallway crush ever meri jaan hottest guy in stats class istg my baby WE love him sexy daddy he is a basketball court
did you see that fine babe over there? yea hes such a neil
Neil by sexy67babe February 10, 2026
Hottest guy in the hallways absolute specimen of man sexiest guy in stats class meri jaan WE love him he is a basketball court
Did you see that fine babe in our stats class? yea hes such a neil.
Neil by sexy67babe February 10, 2026
An awesome guy with too much to laugh about, he may spontaneously heel click for no apparent reason, and can be prone to singing outbursts and badly timed jokes. He is as fierce a friend as you could ever have, and formidable in a battle of wits, because his opponents are usually unarmed.

On another note: he might bring up his Mediterranean nationality in random conversations and have oddly spiky hair.

And he has a six pack, of course.
If Neil kneels, we all need to kneel to feel like Neil.
That Neil guy is so cool, wish I could be like him.
Neil by TardyTuga22 March 5, 2026