Northwest Nap

A very deep sleep where you are unable to hear telephones, text messages, and even the Air Force.

Named to honor the two fine pilots from Northwest Airlines and there little "in flight snooze"

"Dude, I was so tired yesterday afternoon, I took a Northwest Nap. My girl called me 15 times and I didn't hear a thing"

by msch2 October 26, 2009

Bro-Nap

The act of a male taking a timed nap with his male friends

Josh "Damn, im feeling a little tired'"
Matt "Hey guys lets take a Bro-Nap together, no homo,"
Taylor and Chris together "That's a great idea!"

by Dukey Ceo of Treehousegang November 6, 2010

fap nap

The nap you take after you get done stroking it.

Man I was exhausted after that marathon jerk...I had to take a fap nap.

by A teezy July 4, 2007

Nap fraud

When one pretends to sleep for any reason, possibly so they don't have to do something, to get attention, or to find out gossip and secrets. Very useful for finding out information you might not be supposed to know.

Penny: No no, it's ok, Andrew's sleeping.
Jenny: Ok.. Well, I really like Andrew's dad, he's really sexy.
Penny: Cool. I think I might have a thing for my Uncle... Probably just a phase!
Jenny: God Penny! Andrew's not really sleeping!

by Hayley Hogsworth August 26, 2005

Nap mouth

The bad taste in your mouth just after waking up from a nap.

"*Yawn* Man I just woke up and now I have nap mouth, god damn."

by Keroberos November 17, 2006

Asheville nap

When someone ODs on fentanyl and has to be woken up using Narcan.

Imagine this family walking around downtown Asheville:

Kid: "Look ma', the man is sleeping on the ground and drooling on himself"
Mom: "Yep, he's taking an Asheville nap!"

They then keep walking.

by smolkar306 May 28, 2019

Jesus-napping

Kidnapping of a Jesus Christ or Baby Jesus figurine from a nativity scene—also defined as Creche-robbing.

An alleged Jesus-napping was reported on New Year's Eve from St. Matthew Roman Catholic Church's nativity scene. The Baby Jesus figurine was reportedly worth $30. Police believe the Creche-robbing occurred between 8 p.m. on Dec. 31 and 10 a.m. Jan. 1.

by PoliceBeat January 23, 2012