MYSTERY WHORE

WON'T KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE 'TILL AFTER YOU HAVE SEX

Vanderbilt: So seraph, how much of a pedophile do you feel like right now?
Vanderbilt: Even though you don't know what the other two girls look like.
Seraph: uhm...
Kassie: MYSTERY WHORE

by DandyVandy September 28, 2011

mystery-muff

Unentered vagina, virgin pussy, muff that has never been descended upon, uncharted territory, uneaten pie.

One must have utmost respect for the mystery-muff and only go diving if he wishes to partake in the activities of it for at least another week, seeing as though the availability of such is diminished in urban society.

When demystified you will know as it bleeds for short periods of time, perhaps half a day, and is a mystery to men no longer.

Still classified as mystery no matter what amount of diving one is involved in.

Sometimes used by ho bags to try and convince people to engage them without the use of disinfectant. (see: ho bag)

Sometimes one may refer to the virgin herself as mystery muff.

Can you believe the tits on that mystery-muff? I am gonna hit that shit on this trip baby! Oh Yeah!

by ObWan July 29, 2010

Solve a mystery

To smoke a joint in a hippy van, smoking weed

Hey yo Gerald, let's go solve a mystery in your van after class, and maybe get some Taco Bell on the way!

by Mystery mam March 8, 2018

mystery fruit

what the actual flavor is made from when a package of candy says "mystery flavor"

i ate some candy today that was mystery fruit flavor. it was really good!

by Chastah_76 November 8, 2009

danish mystery

The act of covering the testicles in Cinnamon and Icing Sugar then proceeding to place the coated testicles in the mouth of an individual.

'Barry Danish Mystery'd me the other night. I fancied pastries but we had none in'

or

'Danish Mystery - If Starbucks did teabagging'

by Sketchy001 November 8, 2015

mystery time

Any short period of time forgotten during a long day of drinking.

John said he partied all day at the tailgate and that he had a little mystery time before dinner..

by Why is this not a word yet? January 11, 2016

mystery shower

When you take a shower late at night without knowing what the shower is in aid of, i.e., going out, staying in, staying with company, etc.

For fuck’s sake. It’s 23:45 and I still don’t know if we’re going out or not. Best have a mystery shower.

00:00... she said she would call around now. Best grab a mystery shower.

by JAMwIsE May 20, 2017