John Milestone

A man from county Durham. He is famous for playing cornet and trumpet as well as singing and dancing as well as performing artistically. Friend of Cotgrave's fiance's brother.

"So that John Milestone, is he avalable?"

by Doodles March 22, 2005

Dirty Myles

When you fuck your friends dog and film it and post it on the hub under bbc watch it ever night buts into a glass and force your teacher to drink it

Dude rob pulled a dirty Myles last night

by Fortnite border control January 6, 2021

molester fingers

Same as rapist fingers. Swollen, fat appendages used for no good.

L:"Morgan, can you turn in your paper?"
M:"Well, I could try..."
L:"What do you mean?"
M:"Well, I hav--"
L:"MOLESTER FINGERS?! GROSS!"

by Mrs. L February 7, 2006

Molesties

Pronounced: MO-LEST-eez.
The feeling one gets when sexually aroused. Can be used as slang for crushing, loving, excited. etc.

Miss Danielle saw the boy she liked, and was filled with molesties.

by Miss Danielle October 16, 2007

Malestration

Also known as Man PMS, when a man is real moody after a very stressful situation. Usually lasts a day or two but it has been reported that some men keep up with their malestration for a whole week or more.

Man 1: Hey, whats up?
Man 2: Nothin much just chillin.
(Man 1 steps on Man 2's foot on accident)
Man 2: HOLY FUCK WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM GET OUT OF MY WAY OR IM GONNA ROCK YOUR SHIT! IM THEJUGGERNAUGHT BITCH!
Man 1: Damn, whats causing your malestration?

by ryanscott23 September 28, 2009

Ur ancestor a boy molester.

This insult is the reason for global warming. Even if this sentence is muttered the pits of hell draw closer. This insult is the reason your dog died. it insults the murder victims character and the character of all of the ones whom came before him. Please for the love of all things holy and loved in this world never say this.

Succnstein- Ur Granny tranny
YOU- Ur do a nignog
Succnstein- Ur grandpap a trap.
YOU- May the blessed Allah help us all for saying this but...
Succnstein- PLEASE DON'T!

YOU- Ur ancestor a boy molester.
Succnstein combusts into flames as the screams of the damned can be heard.

by Jonnie G from i creec March 17, 2018

dirty myles

The act of getting it doggy-style while texting every detail to your closest friends.

Did you read your texts this morning from Karen? Girl's Dirty Myles must have been good! It took almost an hour to read through all her messages!

by Blue B'ler March 9, 2020