my ass hurts

when u you have some thing stuck in your ass or u are getting done doggy style

wow my ass hurts after that amazing night when i stuck a banana in my ass

by this did not happen to me March 26, 2005

fuck my ass

The sounds that are released from the mouth of a hot chick, while she has a large penis, repeatedly inserted in and out of her anal cavity.

oh that feels so good, your so big.. fuck my ass. fuck my ass yea yea fuck it fuck it yea yea (RTC)

by Vedder10 May 4, 2006

Suck my ass

A term used by so many people these days, it's like an addiction.

Guy 1: so how about some sandwiches after work?
Guy 2: how about you SUCK MY ASS
Guy 1: ...

by I fuck skinny hyena in the ear March 6, 2015

my ass cheeks

i got a left, middle and right one

Do you have ass cheeks? yes they are my ass cheeks haha

by gerLD and herry :> June 1, 2021

NIGGAS IN MY ASS

BIG BLACK NIGGAS IN MY ASS

Person 1:Do you want to go get some chicken?
Person 2:Nope, there's NIGGAS IN MY ASS.

by 9/11survivor December 8, 2022

Masticate My Ass

A more refined and elegant way of saying “eat my ass”. Used by the elite class, members of the upper crust and Hollywood and rumor has it, the royal families of several prominent countries.

Geeves my good man. Have you seen Lady Rose? It’s time for her to masticate my ass.

Masticate my ass. It’s Britney bitch.

It was a long ride back to the estate after a glorious weekend in the Hampton’s so I had the chauffeur pull off at the rest stop and masticate my ass in the back of the Rolls.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

packing my ass

Lying to me.

Man, that salesguy was packing my ass when he said that used Chevy had a new engine.

by JaggyB June 7, 2018