Muzzle Loading

The act of packing wasabi in one's urethra with a chopstick, often for money.

That dude passed out after muzzle loading at sushi, but he made $75.

by Meester K. August 12, 2014

muzza

These creatures are in the same league as "wrangers"(red heads) or arguably, they could be even worse. Hailing from countries like Greece, Italy and even Lebanon (the lebs are the worse muzzas), you will be able to find these animals late at night by hearing their "sik" beats beating out of their fully sick subwoofers. Often use the words "re" "uleh" "hektik" "oh mah gawd uleh" "maria" "bella" "bro", these retards are looked down upon by society and often are the butts of jokes. A common place to discover these creatures is to go to Bell st maccas where they can be seen being "fully sick" by doing burnouts in their "mad" vl's. Chaple st is also a popular destination to find these aliens as they can be seen doing chap-laps. The suburb which is arguably the most populated by these creatures is probably Doncaster and its neighbouring suburbs. They can be found hanging outside Westfield shoppingtown taking a "ciggie break"

In terms of the appearance of these "muzzas" they are often found wearing sporting labels like Adidas, Champion and Kappa. Trackpants are a popular item. Hair product is also a must for a muzza so they can "fully spike my hair up and be muzztek so my bella thinks im fully gorgeous and also when i go clubbing all the chikybabes will stare at me and wanna get my number." You can tell if a person is muzza by simply talking to them (as they often say "re", "uleh"....etc), type of clothing they wear (adidas trackies which provide more movement in the hips when on the dancefloor shuffling), hairstyle (often spiked up so they look "fully sick" and often wear a cap (playboy or adidas or vondutch)on the top of the spiky hair) and last but not least, you can tell by seeing what their email address is as its often "[e-mail]" or a "italia.adidas.trac[e-mail]"

In conclusion, when you do see a muzza, don't be afraid to approach it and call it a fag and abuse it as much as you want.

Alex: "Hey bro Scarn-on uleh?"
John-Nee: "hey im good what about you?"
Alex: "yeh re, I've been fully sick uleh, hey by the way bro this is my bella, her name is princess uleh"
John-Nee: "hey nice to meet you princess"
Princess: "hey nice to meet you too,how hot is my alex hes quite the sexy uleh boy i love him so much he's gorjuzzzzzzzz omg, hes so hot, i get so turned on when he shuffles, its so erotic"
*John-Nee slowly backs away*
Alex: "hey mate u wanna a ciggie uleh?"
John-Nee: "no i dont smoke thanks anyway"

Princess: "Oh mahh gawdd gorjuzz gimme a puff i havent had one since 5 min ago, im so craving one gorjuzz"

*princess takes a smoke of alex's ciggie*

Princess: "Oh mah gawddd its so yum uleh"

Alex: "hey bro uleh, me and my bella maria are gonna go shoppo to buy trackies...you wanna come uleh? It will be fully hektick re"

John-Nee: "Nah im alright thanks"

Princess: "Ye and my gorjuzz baby sex is taking me clubbing and having dinnerwth the rest of the boys at bell st maccas uleh"

John-Nee runs off, still regretting on how he had manage to speak to a muzza and his pumpkin gf for 5 min.

by jn1991 July 23, 2008

McMurdo muzzle loader

When you grab a 2 liter of mountain dew, put in your fat girlfriends asshole and empty it in there. Then you tongue punch her fart box and drink the dew out the booty hole.

Gave my lady a McMurdo muzzle loader last night, she said it was the best time of her life!

by Mikeoffdayike March 2, 2021

Muzzy

Muzzy is an electronic dance music producer from the UK, predominantly creating under the drum & bass genre. He is known for being a young talent who can only be compared to the likes of the larger names in the drum & bass scene, such as DJ Fresh, Pendulum & Camo & Krooked. He is currently signed by the Canadian record label, Monstercat Media.

I went to see Muzzy play a set last night, it was incredible!

by Terroralliance April 26, 2012

Muzzy

A Green Fuzzy Animal that looks sorta like a monster that teaches you other languages.
Brought to you by the BBC.

Muzzy taught me how to speak German.

I bought a bunch of Muzzy videos so I could learn French.

by SheReal April 4, 2004

Fuzzy Muzzy

A hairy vagina belonging to a young lady who has not been educated on how to trim the bush.

"Wow! Elizabeth's sister has a fuzzy muzzy! You could get lost in there!"

by Crazymofo526 April 10, 2013

Muzzle brake

A Type of weapon attachment that redirects propellant gases to counter recoil and unwanted muzzle rise to help with accuracy while shooting

The muzzle brakers I bought were pretty helpful by decreasing the recoil of my weapon and helping me aim better.

by Spunkyfunk61 January 8, 2019