Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: It sucked dude, she was a prude.
Guy 1: She didn't let you do anything?
Guy 2: I'm joking dude, I mushed her all night.
Guy 1: Your fuckin' gross dude!
Guy 2: It sucked dude, she was a prude.
Guy 1: She didn't let you do anything?
Guy 2: I'm joking dude, I mushed her all night.
Guy 1: Your fuckin' gross dude!
by 1st block June 02, 2010
1. A man or woman who cannot live up to anyones expectations, especially when he/she is out partying with friends on Friday or Saturday night.
2. One who is not legit.
2. One who is not legit.
This one man from Frankenmuth and another man from Macomb are Mushes because they usually pass out at 10:30 P.M. as their friends are about to go party.
by HillsdaleTownie May 13, 2010
We call him mush because dave is always dropping loads in the showers and Mushing them down the drain.
by They call me Chumlee October 11, 2010
1. a situation where you find yourself behind two or more fat people walking really slow through a confined area with no way around them. Usually they are totally oblivious to the fact that anybody else exists.
Unfortunately, the all-you-can-eat buffet had just ended and the hallway was long, narrow, and jammed with 300lb lard asses. There was no was around them. I was stuck in "mush hour".
by Fotofly November 24, 2010
When you fap on call with or without letting the other person know, is tenderly referred to as 'pulling a mush'.
"Ah yeah, I was pulling a mush when I called you last night." "Really? You shouldve told me we could've done something."
by forgottenkiwis April 02, 2019
by Big juicy fat cock sucker September 12, 2020