murphs law

The Law that states Murph is the baddest middle aged baller in the land. No one hunts down tackles like Murph. No one posts to the ‘gram and Twitter like Murph. No one honks it louder than Murph. It’s Murph’s world, we just live here.

He be ballin, yo. Damn straight, it’s Murph. You kno he be ballin, been dat way since the eighth grade. It’s Murphs Law, he got the drip too.

by EagleEyed April 27, 2021

Murph

a cringe and very low tempered raptors fan

"yo bro you acting like murph"

by Polish_Jerry April 15, 2022

Murph

A really shitty person.

"Yo Kyle L, you're fuckin Murph bro."

by Stackhouse September 15, 2017

Murph

To sneak a shot at the bar while your significant other is in the bathroom

When my wife went to pee, I Murphed a shot with the bartender.

by Jplate0308 December 06, 2019

murph

it is what a popular youtube video, know as " seal saying egg ( captioned ) " has in it

egg, fish, lick, murph, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by yeetith and yeet September 21, 2020

Murph

A good looking male. A survivor with with great charisma. Forgives his enemies.

Murphy is a great athlete but understands it's not all about himself.

by Southern Ireland October 06, 2020

Murph

A person with the last name Murphy. Typically a selfish person. Great athlete and good friend.

Murph is my best friend.

by Southern Ireland June 28, 2020